LoreDump

What is the only thing worse than a tribe of canibals sneaking in and murdering your people? Well a single communist according to RoboReagan that we covered last episode. Now we talk about the flip side of the side quest, the machine commune, a group of machines in a true democracy tied together by AI, where the most advanced synthetic lifeforms share the same level of importance as a toaster, which I believe is evil.

Deep in the post apocalyptic tundra of Colorado, lies the Western Capital of the fallen united states, led by a AI with the personality and traits of Republicans favorite president... Ronald Reagan. Today we discuss what would happen to the world if Reaganomics were fully upheld forever... I MEAN we discuss the Reagan cult named The Gippers from the amazing RPG Wasteland 3, which me and Cole played over on Twitch from start to finish, follow us on Twitch for  a gold star

OHHHHHHHHH THERE ONCE WAS A GOD WHO CREATED A PLAGUE; HE GAVE IT TO YOU AND YOUR LIFE THERE WAS SAVED; WE MERRY BAND OF NURGLE HOLES IN OUR FLESH ;OUR MERRY BAND OF NURGLE WE LIVE THROUGH OUR DEATH; THE MERRY BAND OF NURGLE PLEASE DADDY TAKE OF OUR FLESH;
Got a little kinky towards the end there but all the same Nurgle part 2 being brought to you from 2 guys in a closet. We talk mainly about Nurgles soldiers and his commanders. I made up that song so trademark goes to me. (gold star to anyone who tweets us clips of them singing it)

Wanna learn about the friendliest, most loving, disease making god you could ever come across in bog covered mansion? Papa Nurgle, our friendly agent of natural causes and that all things should be in cycle. We learn the history of my favorite god, what makes Nurgle tick, and how he likes to operate. Are we just slowly becoming a Warhammer podcast? Maybe. But they do well so you guys must enjoy them, right?

Creepy crawly sticky boys that shoot butt strings to make homes, where would Tolkien take something so innately strange and scary? Demons, demon spawns, they eat light, like what drugs did this man take to create such weird things? Well whatever it was I am sure am glad he did.

Welcome back mi amigos to the wild world of Warhammer, staying on theme creepy crawly hive minds are back and the inevitable death of the universe is coming. A white board and chaos ensues as Cole and Jared fail to keep tabs on everything go on in this insane episode. Don't judge the mic work it gets worse.

Welcome back to the weird, wacky, expansive universe of Warhammer 40K, I did the shorthand this time because we talked about it before and now laypeople can understand it. If you could gold star to you, if you could not, listen to more LoreDump. What are Tyranids? How do they work? Why are their guns alive? Why did that one librarian survive? Well actually this time they all have very specific reasons that Cole either did or did not mention and you will have to listen to find out. Weird huh?

Cole and I have watched a lot of movies together in our time as friends and more accurately people who have the chemistry of 2 alley cats vying for total control of the only dumpster, but never has a movie made me walk around more during a watching with a friend. This movie is distractingly aggrivating, it is boring but worst of all IT IS POINTLESS. Join us in talking about a movie that should have never been made. Also NPH and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II carry the good parts of this movie.

What happens when Santa dies? What you thought Jolly Ol' Saint Nick was an immortal entity that magically had an enhanced lifespan enabling him to endure any hardships and live on for all eternity? Nope a simple slip from a rooftop and you need a whole new Nicholas "Santa" Clause, and what decides who becomes the new Reigndeer King of Winter? Well whoever puts on the suit of course! What? That seems arbitrary and stupid? AND IT MIGHT END UP ON TIM ALLEN OH NO! ABORT ABORT ABORT!

Do you believe that the ruling elites are controlling the world too forcefully and you need to go somewhere that hard work is all that matters? Well do I have a failed social experiment based off the work of a terrible Russian woman for you! Welcome to Rapture, a  place where the sweat of your brow could make you anything you want to be (it may also make you a drug addicted mutated freak)! Also, a place where corruption, identity theft, drug addiction, and insanity (may be related to the addiction TBH) were allowed to run rampant. Learn the history and the downfall of Andrew Ryan's perfect society.