LoreDump

Back in the expansive world of Warhammer for our first foray into the fantasy side and the world of Age of Sigmar! Today we explore what would happen if a race of knaves with limitless hunger were forced to starve in their homelands, we learn about the nomadic warring mercenary race, the Ogres. Or is it Ogars? Maybe Ogors? Perhaps Ogers? Oreos? Whatever. Giant-slayers, cross-dressers, flamboyant pirates, giant mammoths, cannibals, and more Austin Powers references that I would have expected going into this, this episode has it all. So long as "it all" is those specific set of things.

What happens when a group of nerds fight with another group of nerds, steal a giant ship, team up with a bunch of Chads and start flying around space forming their imperialistic cult by forcing races to join via threat of trial by death star? You get the Covenant from Halo. Sleep deprived Jared is back as we go mad talking about the weird antics of the Halo enemies, the weird religion of Forerunner tech, and how they would be terrible managers at any job because they do not know how labor dynamics work.

WELCOME TO HELL... AGAIN! Just like Doom Guy we just can't get enough of the burning hellscape filled with the undead and demonic monsters of Mars.  This time we talk about the odd amount of similarities in enemy design to Capcom's Onimusha, the late game enemies, pacifist speedruns, and the famous Icon of Sin

After a week off we come back with a humdinger of an episode. What do you think about demons from Hell? Now what do you think Demons from Hell on Mars would look like? Now what if a crazed insane man had his rabbit killed by said demon so now he murders all of them? Hi Doom, glad you could join us. We are talking about said Demons from Hell on Mars being killed by Doom Guy (and later Doom Slayer) join us in part 1 as we explore the old school blocky beloved enemies like Pinky and the obviously ripped from Dungeon and Dragons Cacodemon, to the weird imagery of every enemy in Doom 3. Cole must just want to make me dream of weird designs.

Today we take our first foray into the most beloved franchise of all time, Lord of the Rings, wait no, sorry, most divisive franchise currently going, Star Wars! Specifically the most useless mass produced soldiers and every variant they have... Oh boy I can feel my headache, please Cole stop torturing me with these insane ideas...

How weird and random do the multiverse versions of Cave Johnson get? Well Chariots join us as we explore the many weird and strange facets that this diverse multiverse houses! Chariots chariots. 

This week no normal dump BUT we discuss this year's E3 and all the things Cole wanted to talk about from it. Ever wanted to hear Jared harshly criticize game trailers and Cole rant about George R.R. Martin? Here is your chance for that very subgenre you may have been dying for!

We are still alive and still talking about the most prolific wromhole based puzzle game ever made by a company who can't count to 3. Who is Wheatley? What do the Cores do? Find out with us this week!

It is time to think with portals and dive in to the weird and wacky world of Aperture Fixtures! The strange enigmatic billionaire who runs it, his secretary, and all of the crazy experiments that lead to the later downfall of the company.  This week we get scientific and we need to do some testing!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! WE BE BAK WIT DA ORKY BOIS AN' WE GON' TALK' 'BOUT ALL DA ORKS AN' STUF! SO BE REDDY TO GO TO DUMB!