Barbed wire, guns, safes, insane worlds run by psychopaths, but is it good? NOPE! Join us as we have our barbed wire fetishes tickled by the action oriented horror world. The gritty and eventually completely destroyed detective Castellanos experiences the horror world and learns of STEM, Ruvik, Mobius, and the the Inside Job may be set in the same world as this game.

HOW MUCH DO GUYS LIKE BTS?!?!! Personally I am not the biggest KPOP fan but hey whatever floats your goat. Yeah, I know I lived in Korea, heard it constantly and honestly it is quite catchy but like also it feels too happy and bubbly for me. Although the Family Guy episode where they go to Korea and then make a parody of Bubble Pop is fantastic. What? You're telling me BTS is behind the scenes? Well then podcast summary EA is a nightmare. The end.

You ever hear a half-asleep grown man lose his mind for 50 minutes? GET READY TO, unless you don't want to listen to this episode which is hella cool. Jared is tired and hates the ships, Cole needs to get in his car to drive home, and he loves the ships! What could be better than this chaotic combination? Well they talk about poorly designed and even more poorly priced ships from a galaxy far-far away. Did Shrek take place in this same galaxy? Curiouser and curiouser...

What is better than a critically acclaimed hit and a wildly entertaining b movie? How about an acclaimed court drama and a really weird brittish sci-fi movie? No? Too slow and boring? I get ya, we both get ya. But we did it! NOW LISTEN TO US TALK ABOUT IT!

In a Galaxy far far away some really stupid illogical ship designs exist, and Jared is here to have an existential crisis while getting so mad his brain ceases to function during the episodes. Yes, sodes, another multiparter, and by part 2 only one team member has any brain cells left. Since I spoiled it already, lets just eat popcorn and listen to Jared devolve into madness before our very eyes!

Cole and Jared (otherwise known as the guy who rights these things) are doing some low effort con- I mean doubling down and adding a second podcast a week! Welcome to Movie Night, where we watch 2 movies from a huge list of like 1000 we made randomly selected by our friend RNJesus, for the purpose of our own entertain and/or suffering (these 2 clauses are not mutually exclusive, and we are not liable if you get joint suffering/enjoyment from this podcast). This week we watched an acclaimed hit, produced by Steven Spielberg, Directed by Joe Dante, Gremlins, and then we watched a mysterious film known as Ninja Terminator. Join us as we chat about these 2 completely different yet somehow equally insane movies.

What if after T2 John Connor was killed in Mexico City and the terminator that did it decided he wanted to save a family from the abusive father, then he falls in love with the mom and stays to install drapes? Well, Legion is what would happen apparently. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Oops I did it again. Did what you ask? Make a terrible overdone reference. How many episodes of this show are just Cole showing me stupid things and me being like "why stop no please" Well yes it is another. This time actual Terminators, Arnold? Yes. Big clunky stupid looking things? Yup. Jared looking away from the mic? YOU KNOW IT! But in all seriousness, how is a franchise with 2 good movies so ubiquitous in our culture? They are 2/6 and that is not a good look. Am I just rambling now? Yes. Yes I am. If you made it this far you get a gold star. Collect them all to earn a prize!

WE ARE BACK! I didn't do it but I kind of did. Terminators. Are they cool? Are they good? Have they ever done their job besides in the alternate future of Dark Fate? No, no they have not. Today we talk mostly Hunter Killer models and why these things do not win the future wars... Cole really likes the future wars, I think Skynet really over complicates everything.