Losing Lives

Shhh! The hill is silent as Ryan solo's the break down of the game franchise and movie! A clunky start to an extra life, we do this podcast for England James!!!

WOH ARGHHG ARRGRH (Wookie Talk)

I believe in pain. That is why this podcast exist. It makes me feel good and a bulge in my pants forms. Join us and my bulge as we get into the video game adaption with more connections than a Marvel movie. Many thanks to Keith from Nerd Porn for joining us!!!

***Audio has some minor issues at different parts of the episode. I tried to minimize the issue as much as possible. Hope you enjoy!!!

A dark story of a video game genius dealing with the death of his sister and the budding romance between a father and his son, The Wizard took us to some weird places. Also, did E-Sports exist in 1989? Join us as we lose lives watching the movie that rolled out Super Mario Bros. 3!

Finally a movie that doesn't have Uwe Boll's stink on it! Assassin's Creed had the potential to be great, but cost us dome lives in the end. Great fight scenes with characters we didn't care about, and what the hell is up with the Animus claw? Join us as we get into this masterpiece (compared to Alone in the Dark that is)!

Can it get worse than Alone in the Dark??? Yep! It happens when you make a sequel to one of the worst movies ever. Ghost witch of Booze N Skank terrorizes all of us with a movie that left us scratching our heads trying to make sense of the plot. Oh, and has anyone found that dagger yet?

Another 5 lives down for this movie. I don't know where to begin or how to end on a movie that made no sense. We try our best... I promise we try our best.

The follow up that turned us flaccid from our humpty bumpty first episode, House of the Dead II killed us! It actually picked up where the first movie left off and we don't know why. Also a character that we thought for sure died came back. If your legs get cut off by a zombie with an ax and you are left in a house that explodes, should you still be alive? Regardless, join us for another episode of Losing Lives!

Titties, beer, and a Matrix fight scene with zombies! Who says Uwe Boll doesn't know how to make American movies? At the cost of a few lives, we dive deep on this movie. Two words to sum this movie up beautifully. Humpty bumpty! Enjoy!

Witch hunts and christian churches as government entities, Castlevania halted our current losing lives streak as we watched this show that should have been a movie. Join us as we break down church and religion, this show, and share some true historic stories that relate to this show. Also great job making vampires cool again Castlevania!