This week Robert opens up with an apology to the podcast. Tristan takes some time to educate us about the hot new alternative body part names. We debate the most red flag dogs and tattoos for guys and girls to have. We then wrap the episode up with an other addition of game night.

This week we debate the best museum to go to on a first date. Kayla's back and pretends she's not insecure anymore. Robert spots his father in the wild and gets verbally assaulted. We then wrap the episode up with the second addition of aux battles.

This week Robert goes on a journey searching for a song that tugged at his heart strings. We discuss the worst and most irresponsible things we've done behind the wheel. Robert helps people understand the world of heavy vibes and talking with your eyes. Robert verbally kicks a dinner guest in the nuts. Then Ian and Robert talk about their struggles with being steadfast.

This week we walk in the shoes of "Walmart People" and try some of their famous cuisine. Robert opens up about his cocaine addiction and what the initiated do with candy bars. We then discuss the most important aspects of a home. Ian and Robert then debate how to treat your kids and Robert helps unlock the world of tear retention.

This week Ian gets FOMO from the aids epidemic. We debate the logistics of children dating and the meaning of the first 20 years of your life. We then discuss possible plot twist in our story arc in the simulation. We debate who's the baddest woman in the Bible. Ian then defends the "regulars" of Walmart against Robert and other privileged people like him. We then wrap the episode up with a bit of slam poetry and some Christian rap freestyles.

This week we debate who is the best out of One Direction. We then give our hot takes on chickens and animal democracy. Robert becomes an HR rep and then reads suicide statistics over Christian rave music. And to wrap it up Ian gets intimate with a stuffed white tiger.

This week we try to help boost our confidence by drawing out our inner alpha. Ian rants about military time and counting things in months. We turn up to some christian remixes. Robert and Ian then get intimate and talk about weird turn ons that may be marriage deal breakers.

This week we talk about the weird world of inbreds. Robert steps up to the plate to challenge authority again. We then debate the best disability to have. Robert and Ian have an emotional moment with a soundtrack behind it. Then to wrap this episode Ian starts beef with a child.

This week we debate the differences between palpable and un-palpable masculinity. We then try to discover the best national anthem remix. Robert talks about his experiences with over weight meth heads, while Ian attempts to cancel the homeless. Tristan updates us on the latest church reviews posted to the internet. Ian explains his system for emojis and the way he expresses himself through text. Then to wrap up the episode we have an other addition of game night. 

This week Robert falls in love with aids. We discuss the logistics of giving directions in steps. We then try to figure out what types of people eat at Dennis and what's a better place to sit, a booth or a chair. Robert comes to grips with the fact that he's an NPC 50% of his life and Ian declares himself as a main character in the simulation. We then dive into some hot new Christian cinema and the new Christian movies hitting the movie theater near you.