Lost for the Summer

This week we try to help boost our confidence by drawing out our inner alpha. Ian rants about military time and counting things in months. We turn up to some christian remixes. Robert and Ian then get intimate and talk about weird turn ons that may be marriage deal breakers.

This week we talk about the weird world of inbreds. Robert steps up to the plate to challenge authority again. We then debate the best disability to have. Robert and Ian have an emotional moment with a soundtrack behind it. Then to wrap this episode Ian starts beef with a child.

This week we debate the differences between palpable and un-palpable masculinity. We then try to discover the best national anthem remix. Robert talks about his experiences with over weight meth heads, while Ian attempts to cancel the homeless. Tristan updates us on the latest church reviews posted to the internet. Ian explains his system for emojis and the way he expresses himself through text. Then to wrap up the episode we have an other addition of game night. 

This week Robert falls in love with aids. We discuss the logistics of giving directions in steps. We then try to figure out what types of people eat at Dennis and what's a better place to sit, a booth or a chair. Robert comes to grips with the fact that he's an NPC 50% of his life and Ian declares himself as a main character in the simulation. We then dive into some hot new Christian cinema and the new Christian movies hitting the movie theater near you.

This week we figure out which country and state have the highest IQ's. Ian brings up some dos and don'ts about getting a new girl and how to not let it affect your relationship with your boys. Robert becomes a gaslighting tattoo artist boyfriend and then we help talk you through your parents divorce with the help of ASMR.

This week we try to figure out the origins of burp fetishes. Robert tries to get to the bottom of why he's always unhappy. Ian learns about ways to avoid getting possessed by demons and the types of people that are on a slippery slope to hell. We then take some time to unwind and talk to our ASMR therapist.

This week we try to figure out the origins of burp fetishes. Robert tries to get to the bottom of why he's always unhappy. Ian learns about ways to avoid getting possessed by demons and the types of people that are on a slippery slope to hell. We then take some time to unwind and talk to our ASMR therapist.

This week Robert and I try to figure out how to be war hero. Tristan has an affair with his friends car. Ian becomes a middle aged house wife to unwind. Robert breaks down the darkest numbers and statistics he could find. We then play a special game of aux battles to wrap up the episode.

This week we have Robert"s brother in-law on the podcast. We talk about his days or drag racing, destroying public and private property, and then wrap it up by playing If You Had To...

This week we call out transgenders for not acknowledging their privilege. We then try to decide who holds the crown for the most hypocritical group. Robert explains the similarities between alpha males and astrology girls. Ian rants about his overwhelming hatred for relatability on social media and the overall death of happiness. We then discover the world of Christian conspiracy theories through the eyes of BigNick and play the game Hot Seat and discuss our plans for the new church we're starting.