Lost Ground

The Boys are taking it out to the real world. Join them as they bring the show to a local bar. They had to put us in our own room so as not to scare their patrons away, but I think that we still scared one lady away. We’re expecting a pay check from here therapist shortly.

Mr. Ducky is back everyone and he brought us some Gin and tonics. We ask him some questions from the last podcast and we find out Mr. E is the only one scared of strap-ons. Mr. Yummy bleeds for the rough riders because he forgot lube.

Mr. Early ETS and Mr. Yummy are back and ready to party. The boys talk about Corona virus… nah there is already enough of that going around. So, tune in for some laughs and feel free to judge us as harshly as you please.

We experienced some old-fashioned and talk about Mr. Yummy’s trip to the Bahamas. Topics include Mr. Yummy’s MMA carrier, a wedding on the island, ad messing with some turtles, also if it doesn’t become a problem it isn’t a problem and nature… you crazy bitch.

We try a Texas bourbon gifted from a friend, explore various conspiracy theories, from bigfoot to aliens. The retirement plans of hitmen and bring Smokey the bears morals into question. Going to war in south America and if in fact Africa is real.

A new guest Mr. Clean joins the Boys to talk about drinking, the joys of family, and the good old days of deployment. We don’t condone underage drinking; do as we say not as we do… Actually, don’t do either.

Today let’s discuss our preferred methods of inebriation and how bowl haircuts cause trauma. Then let’s jump in to a bit about fat shaming, Mr. Yummy’s Tummy is definitely a concern.

Mr. E hijacks the podcast, kind of. We talk about Predator Cack, what else needs to be said? By predator we mean the movie alien thing not that guy that hangs out near schools. We go down some dark topics, but we establish that Mr. Yummy has a job but doesn’t work a day in his life.

We indulge in some Slang Irish Whiskey and give a shoutout to Mr. Yummy’s “hat”. We discuss being naked in front of a lot of people, and I mean a lot of people, and Mr. Yummy doesn’t have a problem with it. There is a bunch of dick talking and mini Chewbacca get brought up as we go all the way gay in today’s episode.