In this episode the boys try a special bottle of the “Dew”

We revisit the trauma of rock oyster, tips for vehicular safety we establish that people suck. Mr. ETS shares his research into the Dutch, and we discuss possible reasons the Dutch take so much hate. Traitorous talk of joining foreign military and what it would be like to have to learn a new language.

No one is sponsoring us!!! Mr. E is a Goat doctor. We beg Rolling Rock for a sponsorship, while talking about personal space and gay bars, which leads to stranger danger. Mr. Yummy challenges Mr. Early ETS to give a Ted Talk and it doesn’t go well... at all.

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Sooo… Hands free masturbation is brought up and discussed, sorry not sorry. Mr. yummy brings up his dreams and makes us question his sanity while we enjoy a bottle of Japanese whiskey. Also, we talk about our love for animals, but you know, not in a weird way.

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Mr. Early ETS and Mr. Yummy enjoy an upgrade in equipment. We bring some real hate onto Mr. Ducky for the Rock Oyster. Mr. E Wishes he was gay. New Year's is celebrated the only way we know how, talking shit and having a drink.