Lost: In Translation

Our plane castaways have been on this island for a month now, and this week they have something to do other than, like, survive! Claire is back, and so everyone decides to go on an Ethan Hunt. Also this week, we discover how unmemorable this episode is to Rachel and how long it takes to get a tailored suit made.

Susana still does not like Lost.

We’re in the Rough Middle of the season, as Rachel explains, which means another kind of inconsequential episode this week. But we do get Vincent’s origin story, and learn a little bit about Phil’s relationship with his childhood cat, so that’s always good! Also discussed: birds of eastern North America, and dudes bonding over acts of violence.

Susana still does not like lost.

We’re in the Rough Middle of the season, as Rachel explains, which means another kind of inconsequential episode this week. But we do get Vincent’s origin story, and learn a little bit about Phil’s relationship with his childhood cat, so that’s always good! Also discussed: birds of eastern North America, and dudes bonding over acts of violence.

Susana still does not like lost.

Oh man, everyone, this week we learn Boone’s Official Business Title! Rachel is VERY excited by this. Susana actually laughs at some of the Island Antics, but mostly is very unhappy about Locke’s sudden seemingly insane behavior.

Also discussed: excellent nets, Locke’s Island Cooking Show, Ham Vs. Hams, and the importance of a high fiber diet.

Susana hates this podcast.

Oh man, everyone, this week we learn Boone’s Official Business Title! Rachel is VERY excited by this. Susana actually laughs at some of the Island Antics, but mostly is very unhappy about Locke’s sudden seemingly insane behavior.

Also discussed: excellent nets, Locke’s Island Cooking Show, Ham Vs. Hams, and the importance of a high fiber diet.

Susana hates this podcast.

We’ve come to one of Rachel’s Top 5 Worst Lost Episodes this week. Both Phil and Rachel ABSOLUTELY HATE this episode, which doesn’t bode well for Susana, who continues to call plot points WAY in advance. In an effort to talk about anything other than the episode, we discuss how Rachel loves wordplay, how crows crack open nuts, and provide a friendly bank robbery PSA. Also as a bonus this week, we discuss who we picked for that ancient “pick 3 characters who represent you” meme!

Susana still does not like Lost.

We’ve come to one of Rachel’s Top 5 Worst Lost Episodes this week. Both Phil and Rachel ABSOLUTELY HATE this episode, which doesn’t bode well for Susana, who continues to call plot points WAY in advance. In an effort to talk about anything other than the episode, we discuss how Rachel loves wordplay, how crows crack open nuts, and provide a friendly bank robbery PSA. Also as a bonus this week, we discuss who we picked for that ancient “pick 3 characters who represent you” meme!

Susana still does not like Lost.

It’s another Jack episode, and this week we see some excellent metaphors for Jack’s character development. We all make a BUNCH of unhappy sounds. Also discussed: Martha Stewart Sex Tips, Hospital City, and what may or may not be the world’s greatest hobby.

Susana still does not like Lost.

It’s another Jack episode, and this week we see some excellent metaphors for Jack’s character development. We all make a BUNCH of unhappy sounds. Also discussed: Martha Stewart Sex Tips, Hospital City, and what may or may not be the world’s greatest hobby.

Susana still does not like Lost.

GUYS. This week we are GETTING ON BOARD THE SUSANA BEING ON BOARD WITH LOST TRAIN, and SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENS!! You don’t want to miss it!!

Also, will we ever stop calling Claire Kate and Kate Claire? NOT IN THIS EPISODE.