Lost: In Translation

This week on Lost: In Translation, we ask ourselves: do we even like this show? Because oh god no this IT’S ANOTHER JACK EPISODE. That said, there’s a lot going on on the island this week - Boone’s super fucked up, Imminent Baby is Imminent, and Jack is just...a huge asshole. Everyone on this podcast hates Jack so very much.

Also this week, Phil teaches us more about pregnancy and labor, and two-thirds of your intrepid podcasters reveal their deep dark shoe-tying secrets.

Susana still does not like Lost.

Stand back everyone, because Lost is the greatest television show of all time, and this episode is here to prove it to you. If you watch no other episode of Lost this season, watch this episode. Rachel and Phil are the absolute most excited. In addition to super enthusiasm about Island Shit this week, we also discuss Locke being past the pinnacle of hair, Phil’s consistent description of people storming off, and Father Dead, A Very Corpse. Plus, we take some time to talk about what Lost is actually about!

Susana thinks that Lost sounds fine, I guess.

Stand back everyone, because Lost is the greatest television show of all time, and this episode is here to prove it to you. If you watch no other episode of Lost this season, watch this episode. Rachel and Phil are the absolute most excited. In addition to super enthusiasm about Island Shit this week, we also discuss Locke being past the pinnacle of hair, Phil’s consistent description of people storming off, and Father Dead, A Very Corpse. Plus, we take some time to talk about what Lost is actually about!

Susana thinks that Lost sounds fine, I guess.

This week we have we have reached a Thing Susana Osmotically Knows About Lost: The Numbers! Rachel and Phil are excited! Susana...a bit less so. We also talk whether or not Good Ol’ Fun Time Hurley has eyes, Rousseau vs. Kevin McCallister, and being calm in the face of gunfire. And as a bonus, we get more details about how Phil leads a rich life, this time full of woodworking, and we finally figure out some media that all three of us have consumed!

Susana still does not like Lost.

This week we have we have reached a Thing Susana Osmotically Knows About Lost: The Numbers! Rachel and Phil are excited! Susana...a bit less so. We also talk whether or not Good Ol’ Fun Time Hurley has eyes, Rousseau vs. Kevin McCallister, and being calm in the face of gunfire. And as a bonus, we get more details about how Phil leads a rich life, this time full of woodworking, and we finally figure out some media that all three of us have consumed!

Susana still does not like Lost.

We’re out of the Rough Middle! Rachel is enthused! On the island, the raft is coming along, and we get the story of JIN’S DARK PAST. Shannon and Sayid flirt, secrets are revealed, and we get EVEN MORE more island violence. Also this week we learn that Phil is a sap and we come up with a GREAT Monty Python sketch. We also make a series of puns that may or may knot be terrible. (Spoiler alert: they are.)

Susana still does not like Lost.

We’re out of the Rough Middle! Rachel is enthused! On the island, the raft is coming along, and we get the story of JIN’S DARK PAST. Shannon and Sayid flirt, secrets are revealed, and we get EVEN MORE more island violence. Also this week we learn that Phil is a sap and we come up with a GREAT Monty Python sketch. We also make a series of puns that may or may knot be terrible. (Spoiler alert: they are.)

Susana still does not like Lost.

We’ve reached the last episode of the Rough Middle of Season 1! Things will get better from here on out! ...Except not in this episode, because it’s the last episode of the Rough Middle. This week Sawyer is ON A HUNT TO FIND THE BOAR WHO KEEPS MESSING UP HIS STUFF.

...Yes, we’re totally serious. Also on the island, Charlie hits stuff with other stuff!

As for your intrepid podcasters, Phil leads a rich life full of bird knowledge, and we discuss the awesomeness of the sound of the American Woodcock. Also discussed: murder gun return policies, and how Charlie is neither defrocking nor deflowering coconuts.

Susana still does not like Lost.

We’ve reached the last episode of the Rough Middle of Season 1! Things will get better from here on out! ...Except not in this episode, because it’s the last episode of the Rough Middle. This week Sawyer is ON A HUNT TO FIND THE BOAR WHO KEEPS MESSING UP HIS STUFF.

...Yes, we’re totally serious. Also on the island, Charlie hits stuff with other stuff!

As for your intrepid podcasters, Phil leads a rich life full of bird knowledge, and we discuss the awesomeness of the sound of the American Woodcock. Also discussed: murder gun return policies, and how Charlie is neither defrocking nor deflowering coconuts.

Susana still does not like Lost.

Our plane castaways have been on this island for a month now, and this week they have something to do other than, like, survive! Claire is back, and so everyone decides to go on an Ethan Hunt. Also this week, we discover how unmemorable this episode is to Rachel and how long it takes to get a tailored suit made.

Susana still does not like Lost.