Lost: In Translation

LAST EPISODE OF SEASON 1! Susana is the happiest she has ever been on this podcast. We finally meet THE SMOKE MONSTER, FOR REALLY REAL. Locke has a buttload of Island Faith, Sayid explodes a small part of Charlie’s head, and we get the beginning of the long and arduous journey of Science Vs Faith conversations between Locke and Jack. Meanwhile on the ocean, things on the raft go suddenly HORRIBLY AWRY. As for us, Rachel makes a good bird sound and likes it when people are friends, Susana makes some amazing puns, and Phil finally gets to make his Team Dyno joke. We also do a pretty good recap of what the show Lost is about thusfar.

Susana still does not like Lost, and is not looking forward to Season 2. But the rest of us are! We’ll be on a hiatus for the month of August, but we will be back with Season 2 on September 6th, 2017!

This week we tackle part 2 of 3 of the Season 1 finale of Lost! The Others are coming, quite possibly for Turnip Head, and Team Dynamite is working hard to live up to their team name. Arzt and Hurley have quite possibly the best conversation in Season 1, and Jack and Locke have quite possibly the most pointless conversation in Season 1. Meanwhile Charlie makes a baby bjorn, and Sawyer reads all the bottle raft messages and has an amazing conversation with Walt. Also this week, we discuss Muzzy, the remarkable new video language program for children, Rachel’s bad a bird noises, and we get the best version of the Lost Walking Music to date!

Susana gives Lost a resounding “Meh”, which means we are moving up in the world!

This week we tackle part 2 of 3 of the Season 1 finale of Lost! The Others are coming, quite possibly for Turnip Head, and Team Dynamite is working hard to live up to their team name. Arzt and Hurley have quite possibly the best conversation in Season 1, and Jack and Locke have quite possibly the most pointless conversation in Season 1. Meanwhile Charlie makes a baby bjorn, and Sawyer reads all the bottle raft messages and has an amazing conversation with Walt. Also this week, we discuss Muzzy, the remarkable new video language program for children, Rachel’s bad a bird noises, and we get the best version of the Lost Walking Music to date!

Susana gives Lost a resounding “Meh”, which means we are moving up in the world!

We’ve made it to the final episode of Season 1 of Lost, which is actually 3 episodes! We break them down in weekly installments so that you don’t have to endure a 3 hour listening process.

Also we have a theme song now! On the island, everyone is freaking out; there’s a big pillar of black smoke in the distance, THE OTHERS ARE COMING. Which our islanders treat as a perfect time to get this raft OFF THIS ISLAND.

As for your podcasters, Phil is the Boy Who Cried Storms Off, some of us are bad at Star Wars, and we get Rachel’s Favorite Scene So Far. We also discuss what will happen if the shark beats Michael Phelps in the upcoming SHARK V PHELPS RACE.

Susana still does not like Lost.

We’ve made it to the final episode of Season 1 of Lost, which is actually 3 episodes! We break them down in weekly installments so that you don’t have to endure a 3 hour listening process.

Also we have a theme song now! On the island, everyone is freaking out; there’s a big pillar of black smoke in the distance, THE OTHERS ARE COMING. Which our islanders treat as a perfect time to get this raft OFF THIS ISLAND.

As for your podcasters, Phil is the Boy Who Cried Storms Off, some of us are bad at Star Wars, and we get Rachel’s Favorite Scene So Far. We also discuss what will happen if the shark beats Michael Phelps in the upcoming SHARK V PHELPS RACE.

Susana still does not like Lost.

Our Sisyphean task of watching Season 1 of Lost is nearly at an end! The raft is about ready to launch, and Kate wants off this island SO BADLY, which honestly, we can relate to pretty well. Jack and Locke get all horny over their desire to open the hatch, and Charlie is excited that maybe he’ll be famous again now that everyone in the real world thinks he’s dead! Meanwhile Phil learns some things about Iowa that may come in handy for travels this summer, and

we continue to make many many Hamilton references.

Susana still does not like Lost.

Our Sisyphean task of watching Season 1 of Lost is nearly at an end! The raft is about ready to launch, and Kate wants off this island SO BADLY, which honestly, we can relate to pretty well. Jack and Locke get all horny over their desire to open the hatch, and Charlie is excited that maybe he’ll be famous again now that everyone in the real world thinks he’s dead! Meanwhile Phil learns some things about Iowa that may come in handy for travels this summer, and

we continue to make many many Hamilton references.

Susana still does not like Lost.

This week, PHIL IS THE WORST AND RUINS RACHEL’S DREAMS. Also we keep talking about Lost, even though both Rachel and Susana would rather talk about Hamilton. On the island, Shannon deals with the aftermath of Boone’s death, and Jack deals with the aftermath of his own stubbornness. We get a lot of awesome Sayid stuff, and Sawyer weirdly bonds with Turnip Head, the day-old baby. And hey! Susana doesn’t totally hate this episode! WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS!

This week, PHIL IS THE WORST AND RUINS RACHEL’S DREAMS. Also we keep talking about Lost, even though both Rachel and Susana would rather talk about Hamilton. On the island, Shannon deals with the aftermath of Boone’s death, and Jack deals with the aftermath of his own stubbornness. We get a lot of awesome Sayid stuff, and Sawyer weirdly bonds with Turnip Head, the day-old baby. And hey! Susana doesn’t totally hate this episode! WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS!

This week on Lost: In Translation, we ask ourselves: do we even like this show? Because oh god no this IT’S ANOTHER JACK EPISODE. That said, there’s a lot going on on the island this week - Boone’s super fucked up, Imminent Baby is Imminent, and Jack is just...a huge asshole. Everyone on this podcast hates Jack so very much.

Also this week, Phil teaches us more about pregnancy and labor, and two-thirds of your intrepid podcasters reveal their deep dark shoe-tying secrets.

Susana still does not like Lost.