Lost: In Translation

This week on the Island, Sawyer is still doing badly, Jin doesn’t wear a shirt, and we see the return of Marshall the Marshal! We also get some extremely Lost bullshit, and we begin to see the budding romance between Locke and Mr. Eko (which we are not sure if we should call LEKO or EkoLockate).

As for us, Rachel can’t tell bus stations apart from post offices, Susana likes Lost more when there are horses in it, and we ponder the difficulties of working in a props department.

Susana still does not like Lost.

Season 2, Episode 8: Some Yo-yo with a TV

This week on the island, Ana Lucia is having a Very Bad Day, along with Sawyer and Sayid. Jack is still being an asshole. The Others are becoming realer with each passing episode. We also get the FIRST MEETING of Locke and Mr. Eko, and Rachel decides they are in love. Also discussed, Rex Harrison talk-singing, deliberately written unlikable female characters, the end of the fuck hutch, and Susana’s EXTREME dislike of Batman v Superman.

Susana still does not like Lost.

Season 2, Episode 8: Some Yo-yo with a TV

This week on the island, Ana Lucia is having a Very Bad Day, along with Sawyer and Sayid. Jack is still being an asshole. The Others are becoming realer with each passing episode. We also get the FIRST MEETING of Locke and Mr. Eko, and Rachel decides they are in love. Also discussed, Rex Harrison talk-singing, deliberately written unlikable female characters, the end of the fuck hutch, and Susana’s EXTREME dislike of Batman v Superman.

Susana still does not like Lost.

We’ve reached another one of Rachel’s Top 5 Least Favorite Episodes of Lost! How would you like to redo Season 1, in a single episode, with people you don’t know at all and therefore care WAY LESS about??? ‘Cause that’s what we get!!! Only this goes a lot faster, and has a lot more Others Attacks.

As for your Intrepid Podcasters, Rachel empathizes with Pee Dude after he doesn’t follow the established Pee Rules, Susana doesn’t know as much Guys and Dolls as she thought, and Lost continues to be horny for plane crashes.

Susana still does not like Lost.

We’ve reached another one of Rachel’s Top 5 Least Favorite Episodes of Lost! How would you like to redo Season 1, in a single episode, with people you don’t know at all and therefore care WAY LESS about??? ‘Cause that’s what we get!!! Only this goes a lot faster, and has a lot more Others Attacks.

As for your Intrepid Podcasters, Rachel empathizes with Pee Dude after he doesn’t follow the established Pee Rules, Susana doesn’t know as much Guys and Dolls as she thought, and Lost continues to be horny for plane crashes.

Susana still does not like Lost.

This week on Lost, the Plane Back People walk for awhile and Sawyer is Not Doing Well. Meanwhile people lecture Claire about the best way to take care of Aaron, and the writers try very hard to make us care about Shannon. We also encounter the reappearance of Hospital City (complete with Bad Hair Jack)! Rachel also discusses her amazingly sweet and stupid dog, and Phil tries to convince us to make our podcast a Twitch stream.

Susana still does not like Lost.

This week on Lost, the Plane Back People walk for awhile and Sawyer is Not Doing Well. Meanwhile people lecture Claire about the best way to take care of Aaron, and the writers try very hard to make us care about Shannon. We also encounter the reappearance of Hospital City (complete with Bad Hair Jack)! Rachel also discusses her amazingly sweet and stupid dog, and Phil tries to convince us to make our podcast a Twitch stream.

Susana still does not like Lost.

This week, Rachel nominates this episode of Lost as containing the Second Worst Title of a Lost Episode of All Time! On the island, the Backend Plane People walk, Sun loses her wedding ring and Rachel screams at the screen telling here where it OBVIOUSLY IS, and Michael, Mr. Eko and Jin Do A Whole Plot That Doesn’t Matter. On our end, Phil evaluates the Many Prisons of Jin as well as Mr. Lee, The Most Normal Man In The World, we learn we can drink orange juice seductively, and we discuss Hurley’s Horribly Idiotic Understanding of Korea. Also, Rachel and Susana explain how to play their Favorite Most Super Hilarious Game Ever, which is AWESOME NO MATTER WHAT PHIL THINKS.

Susana maybe thinks Lost is not awful?

This week, Rachel nominates this episode of Lost as containing the Second Worst Title of a Lost Episode of All Time! On the island, the Backend Plane People walk, Sun loses her wedding ring and Rachel screams at the screen telling here where it OBVIOUSLY IS, and Michael, Mr. Eko and Jin Do A Whole Plot That Doesn’t Matter. On our end, Phil evaluates the Many Prisons of Jin as well as Mr. Lee, The Most Normal Man In The World, we learn we can drink orange juice seductively, and we discuss Hurley’s Horribly Idiotic Understanding of Korea. Also, Rachel and Susana explain how to play their Favorite Most Super Hilarious Game Ever, which is AWESOME NO MATTER WHAT PHIL THINKS.

Susana maybe thinks Lost is not awful?

This week on the Island, Hurley has to decide what to do with all of the food and we get flashbacks of pre-lottery winning Hurley and his friend, ChickenBuddy FriendBoy. We also realize that Rose is the exact opposite of Jack, confuse Steve with Scott some more, and have a question for YOU, our wonderful audience, about our New Outtro Music! Also this week, we discuss Rachel’s pathological fear of masks, Phil uses a hilarious voice, and Susana gets angry before we even get out of the introduction.

Susana still does not like Lost.