Lost: In Translation

It’s a “Kills All Hope” Sayid episode this week. This is a SUPER DISJOINTED episode of Lost, probably the most so far. On the island, we solve some ranch dressing problems, debate Sayid’s hair lengths, and also there’s this tree frog. As for us, Susana becomes disgusted at finding herself agreeing with Jack about something, and we check in with Susana about what Lost is about.

Susana still does not like Lost.

This week, as promised, we get the reason why Locke kept all those Virgin Mary statues! Charlie faces the consequences of his unnerving baby behavior and we again see confusion in distinguishing Scott from Steve! As for us, we encounter awkward probably improved dialogue! Susana makes bold statements about the ratio of Things that Happen and That Don’t Happen on Lost! And we come up with an idea we’ll do for the Finale of the show!

Susana still does not like Lost.

This week, as promised, we get the reason why Locke kept all those Virgin Mary statues! Charlie faces the consequences of his unnerving baby behavior and we again see confusion in distinguishing Scott from Steve! As for us, we encounter awkward probably improved dialogue! Susana makes bold statements about the ratio of Things that Happen and That Don’t Happen on Lost! And we come up with an idea we’ll do for the Finale of the show!

Susana still does not like Lost.

Season 2, Episode 12: A Hard Shaft’s Night

Remember how last season, we had The Rough Middle? Well we’re in season 2, and this season we have The Weird Middle! But get this: This episode contains quite possible the BEST SCENE IN LOST SO FAR, AND POSSIBLE THE BEST SCENE IN ANY TELEVISION SHOW EVER. It’s a Charlie episode this week, and it’s whiplash-y as hell. Susana continues to make Phil and Rachel look like television idiots by being a professional writer, and we also answer some emails, which devolves into us just talking about animals for a long, silly time.

Susana still does not like Lost.

Season 2, Episode 12: A Hard Shaft’s Night

Remember how last season, we had The Rough Middle? Well we’re in season 2, and this season we have The Weird Middle! But get this: This episode contains quite possible the BEST SCENE IN LOST SO FAR, AND POSSIBLE THE BEST SCENE IN ANY TELEVISION SHOW EVER. It’s a Charlie episode this week, and it’s whiplash-y as hell. Susana continues to make Phil and Rachel look like television idiots by being a professional writer, and we also answer some emails, which devolves into us just talking about animals for a long, silly time.

Susana still does not like Lost.

This week, Rachel starts making active noises of unhappiness before we are even two minutes into the podcast, so you KNOW it’s a Jack Episode! On the island, Michael is GOING TO LOOK FOR HIS SON, and Jack is, of course, severely butthurt about it all and makes everyone go look for him. Also this week, Jin and Sun are excellent, Susana goes MAD WITH POWER, and Phil drops his cell phone on our recording table in disgust.

Susana still does not like Lost.

This week, Rachel starts making active noises of unhappiness before we are even two minutes into the podcast, so you KNOW it’s a Jack Episode! On the island, Michael is GOING TO LOOK FOR HIS SON, and Jack is, of course, severely butthurt about it all and makes everyone go look for him. Also this week, Jin and Sun are excellent, Susana goes MAD WITH POWER, and Phil drops his cell phone on our recording table in disgust.

Susana still does not like Lost.

It’s an Ekosode this week! And after that pun, we forgive you if you never listen to this podcast ever again. Also this week, after 35 episodes, Susana finally realizes that no one during the opening credits of Lost actually says the word “Lost”, which somehow we to mentioned to her up until now. That’s our bad, you guys - but hey, Susana learned a thing about Lost! Also discussed: Phil’s a man of musical surprises!

Susana still does not like Lost.

It’s an Ekosode this week! And after that pun, we forgive you if you never listen to this podcast ever again. Also this week, after 35 episodes, Susana finally realizes that no one during the opening credits of Lost actually says the word “Lost”, which somehow we to mentioned to her up until now. That’s our bad, you guys - but hey, Susana learned a thing about Lost! Also discussed: Phil’s a man of musical surprises!

Susana still does not like Lost.

This week on the Island, Sawyer is still doing badly, Jin doesn’t wear a shirt, and we see the return of Marshall the Marshal! We also get some extremely Lost bullshit, and we begin to see the budding romance between Locke and Mr. Eko (which we are not sure if we should call LEKO or EkoLockate).

As for us, Rachel can’t tell bus stations apart from post offices, Susana likes Lost more when there are horses in it, and we ponder the difficulties of working in a props department.

Susana still does not like Lost.