Lost: In Translation

Season 2, Episode 18: Sawyer Finds Many Wrong Ways to Eat an Oreo (CW)

This week’s episode was so problematic, we decided it would be appropriate to have a content warning. So, CW: This episode contains discussion of food and body shaming issues, eating disorders, mental health stigma and problematic ways that mental health issues and facilities are often depicted in television, particularly in 2006.

On the island, Both Hurley and Henry are having Very Bad Island Days, Eko builds maybe a Starbucks, and Susana continues to ABSOLUTELY SCHOOL US in television. Also this week, our apartment is haunted by the ghost of sawdust.

Yeah...strap in, kids, this is a weird one.

I don’t know if anyone likes Lost this week.

It’s a Locke episode this week, and Rachel and Phil both super like it! Locke’s legs, and also self, just CANNOT get a break, Jack plays poker, and things in the hatch become extremely problematic! As for us, Phil educates us about commonality of poker hands, and we contemplate cock consequences.

Susana still does not like Lost.

It’s a Locke episode this week, and Rachel and Phil both super like it! Locke’s legs, and also self, just CANNOT get a break, Jack plays poker, and things in the hatch become extremely problematic! As for us, Phil educates us about commonality of poker hands, and we contemplate cock consequences.

Susana still does not like Lost.

This week on Lost, Sawyer calls a Judy Blume book “predictable” and that is pretty much the greatest thing that’s ever happened (it’s got nothing to do with the plot, but is just very good). It’s a Sun episode this week, and we see shades of Old Jin, pleasing no one. In the hatch, Jack and Locke have a weird pissing contest around Henry (but not literally), and Ana outsmarts them all!

As for us, Rachel apologizes to Season 2 for not being as bad as she thought, and we continue mess up Claire and Kate’s names for all eternity.

Susana didn’t hate this episode of Lost!

This week on Lost, Sawyer calls a Judy Blume book “predictable” and that is pretty much the greatest thing that’s ever happened (it’s got nothing to do with the plot, but is just very good). It’s a Sun episode this week, and we see shades of Old Jin, pleasing no one. In the hatch, Jack and Locke have a weird pissing contest around Henry (but not literally), and Ana outsmarts them all!

As for us, Rachel apologizes to Season 2 for not being as bad as she thought, and we continue mess up Claire and Kate’s names for all eternity.

Susana didn’t hate this episode of Lost!

Remember that time Claire disappeared for like two weeks? Neither do we! This week, we get a Claire episode that would have been super helpful last season! Meanwhile Jack and Locke continue to annoy everyone, everyone is SUPER WEIRD to Henry Gale, and we learn more about Ethan, that guy Charlie straight up murdered. As for us, Rachel tries to make puns, and fails.

Susana still does not like Lost.

Remember that time Claire disappeared for like two weeks? Neither do we! This week, we get a Claire episode that would have been super helpful last season! Meanwhile Jack and Locke continue to annoy everyone, everyone is SUPER WEIRD to Henry Gale, and we learn more about Ethan, that guy Charlie straight up murdered. As for us, Rachel tries to make puns, and fails.

Susana still does not like Lost.

As a holiday treat this year, we play a Lost game with Susana and ABC’s 404 page. And you at home can play along with us!

As a holiday treat this year, we play a Lost game with Susana and ABC’s 404 page. And you at home can play along with us!

It’s a “Kills All Hope” Sayid episode this week. This is a SUPER DISJOINTED episode of Lost, probably the most so far. On the island, we solve some ranch dressing problems, debate Sayid’s hair lengths, and also there’s this tree frog. As for us, Susana becomes disgusted at finding herself agreeing with Jack about something, and we check in with Susana about what Lost is about.

Susana still does not like Lost.