Lost: In Translation

This week on the Island, Hurley has to decide what to do with all of the food and we get flashbacks of pre-lottery winning Hurley and his friend, ChickenBuddy FriendBoy. We also realize that Rose is the exact opposite of Jack, confuse Steve with Scott some more, and have a question for YOU, our wonderful audience, about our New Outtro Music! Also this week, we discuss Rachel’s pathological fear of masks, Phil uses a hilarious voice, and Susana gets angry before we even get out of the introduction.

Susana still does not like Lost.

Here on this Island, everything is CHANGING, except for the fact that Jack is still SUPER ANGRY ALL THE TIME. Sawyer gets more and more injured, we meet slightly more people, and we get Depressing Locke Flashbacks! Also, Sayid wins the awards of Best and Most Rational Character Award! We also are introduced to the Dharma Initiative, aka some of the very BEST of the Lost Bullshit!

Susana still does not like Lost.

Here on this Island, everything is CHANGING, except for the fact that Jack is still SUPER ANGRY ALL THE TIME. Sawyer gets more and more injured, we meet slightly more people, and we get Depressing Locke Flashbacks! Also, Sayid wins the awards of Best and Most Rational Character Award! We also are introduced to the Dharma Initiative, aka some of the very BEST of the Lost Bullshit!

Susana still does not like Lost.

This week, Phil is sick, Rachel TRIES SO HARD TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE THIS PODCAST, AND...Susana just hates this show so much, guys. In the meantime, Michael and Sawyer cannot stop griping at each other while lying on bits of broken raft! Isn’t this fun?

Susana hates Lost, and also us for making this podcast continue to be a thing.

This week, Phil is sick, Rachel TRIES SO HARD TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE THIS PODCAST, AND...Susana just hates this show so much, guys. In the meantime, Michael and Sawyer cannot stop griping at each other while lying on bits of broken raft! Isn’t this fun?

Susana hates Lost, and also us for making this podcast continue to be a thing.

We effed up this week, everyone! Due to scheduling errors and the fact that Rachel has been going to essentially Every Wedding On Earth in the past 9 weeks, we don’t have a new episode this week. So please accept our humble offerings: a terrible pun name, and a very short episode that includes Rachel asking a couple of random people who have not seen Lost what Lost is about. We promise that we will be back next week with a new episode, dissecting Season 2 Episode 2 of Lost, on which People Lay On Raft Bits For Awhile.

Presumably, Susana still does not like Lost.

We effed up this week, everyone! Due to scheduling errors and the fact that Rachel has been going to essentially Every Wedding On Earth in the past 9 weeks, we don’t have a new episode this week. So please accept our humble offerings: a terrible pun name, and a very short episode that includes Rachel asking a couple of random people who have not seen Lost what Lost is about. We promise that we will be back next week with a new episode, dissecting Season 2 Episode 2 of Lost, on which People Lay On Raft Bits For Awhile.

Presumably, Susana still does not like Lost.

Welcome back, intrepid listeners! IT’S SEASON TWO TIME!!! We are back after our summer hiatus with some fun stories about what we did on our summer hiatus, and NOW WE ARE BACK TO LOST! And it’s a Jack episode, so we are pretty much immediately unhappy to have to be dealing Jack the Baby King of the Island again. Susana continues to IMMEDIATELY call plot points ahead of time, much to the extreme frustration of Rachel and Phil, to the point where we wonder why we even bother at this point. We also answer some emails, talk about Jurassic Park, and realize how much Below The Hatch reminds us of Portal.

Susana still does not like Lost.

Welcome back, intrepid listeners! IT’S SEASON TWO TIME!!! We are back after our summer hiatus with some fun stories about what we did on our summer hiatus, and NOW WE ARE BACK TO LOST! And it’s a Jack episode, so we are pretty much immediately unhappy to have to be dealing Jack the Baby King of the Island again. Susana continues to IMMEDIATELY call plot points ahead of time, much to the extreme frustration of Rachel and Phil, to the point where we wonder why we even bother at this point. We also answer some emails, talk about Jurassic Park, and realize how much Below The Hatch reminds us of Portal.

Susana still does not like Lost.

LAST EPISODE OF SEASON 1! Susana is the happiest she has ever been on this podcast. We finally meet THE SMOKE MONSTER, FOR REALLY REAL. Locke has a buttload of Island Faith, Sayid explodes a small part of Charlie’s head, and we get the beginning of the long and arduous journey of Science Vs Faith conversations between Locke and Jack. Meanwhile on the ocean, things on the raft go suddenly HORRIBLY AWRY. As for us, Rachel makes a good bird sound and likes it when people are friends, Susana makes some amazing puns, and Phil finally gets to make his Team Dyno joke. We also do a pretty good recap of what the show Lost is about thusfar.

Susana still does not like Lost, and is not looking forward to Season 2. But the rest of us are! We’ll be on a hiatus for the month of August, but we will be back with Season 2 on September 6th, 2017!