We're back for the first time in a long time. Were we missed? Probably not, but that's to be expected. So for now listen to us talk about some dumb shit that we know nothing about to pass time by in your day.

In a show where we jump around more than you'd think possible, today we break new records. We talk about OJ Simpson, R. Kelly pissing on kids, Ray-J's dick and George Washington dominating at Wrestlemania? What do those things have in common? Obviously nothing, you've just gotta have a special brain to get you there.

Today we talk about the start of our degeneracy. First times drinking, first times going to bars and first times gambling. True degenerates start early, and it's very clear, some things are forever.

Today we're talking best fictional items to own and how useless having any of the fictional weapons is. Somehow we turn that into the Call of Duty mystery box and the best items to pull from it. Then we get into the best fictional killers of all time. Oh, and don't forget to bet every moneyline underdog in March Madness. You're losing money if you don't.

Would you rather never have to eat or never sleep? Pro's and con's of both. Then we get into the places and times when time doesn't exist and our next multi-million dollar idea - why haven't they started pumping oxygen into strip clubs? Then we realize, we were just trying to make oxygen

We've done overrated, now we're talking about the most underrated things out there. Some of these are controversial but when isn't the dumb shit that we say?

We're back and we're bringing our annual Super Bowl bets! Boo gives the round spread, doesn't introduce himself and they don't even get into the game until 10 minutes into the episode. All to say, nothing has changed. So let's continue to ride the hot streak and bring home some extra money.

So we spent our Thanksgiving at a Tribal Casino. Giving back our money after taking the Native American land? It's at least up for debate. Then we get back to our bread and butter and talk gambling. And as the shocker of the millennium, Boo is been on a hot streak recently. And now that it's been said out loud, it's all but guaranteed to end.

How the hell did we get to 69 episodes!? Squanch recaps his trip to the international Dong Museum. We talk Fletcher Cox and Jabrill Peppers dick pics and what celebrity of the same sex that you'd want to get a nude from the most. And most importantly, we tried to guess who's sent more dick pics in their lifetime, Brett Favre or Donald Trump?

What do you remember most from your childhood? That is, aside from all the trauma. We're talking all the best games, shows and memories from our childhood along with everything kids no longer get the chance to do.