Cioffi's running some kind of Groupon middle-man racket, Marc is consistently matched with young bi-sexual girls on OkCupid, Salwin wants us all to Take A Stand Against Sitting (because sitting is for pussies,) Batman got arrested on a rooftop, the Nazis trained dogs to be brutal killing machines that can speculate on oil futures, a man has developed a strong romantic feeling towards vehicles and much more.

It was a long night for Marc, who went on a 6 mile impromptu bar crawl with his roommate. Marc, Cioffi and Seena dig into the News Monster, who's got stories of sword menacing, snowball fights that went too far and much more. The show realizes it's tied with the CDC for average website traffic. Marc and Cioffi both have some Dark Thoughts. Seena answers questions about Stuff Real Girls Know.

Low Budget FM welcomes the Patriarch of Podcasting, Giovanni (of giopodcast.com.) Plus: the show does the Internet a favor and tackles some open questions on Yahoo! Answers.

The show's a mess -- Cioffi's sick, Marc's exhausted and hungover. Ke$ha's special brand of love is discussed. Salwin tackles the News Monster.

Low Budget FM throws it to Facebook for the inaugural Facebook Fan Request Friday. The subjects of coffee, goth chicks with tails, gorillas vs. polar bears and more are all tackled. Plus: the Chonch Factor and the Mafia Minute.

Marc answers the question he's gotten from a handful of his friends -- "how exactly do you 'meet a girl' on Twitter?" Marc, Cioffi and Salwin run down their 5 movies they feel have the wrong reputation. The show goes to the phones and takes some calls for the newly-revamped British Love Robot, a high-precision machine that answers questions about love, sex and relationships.

Drunk Marc can't get Cioffi to care about his insane ramblings. Cioffi's got an ongoing debate with his girlfriend about when their first date actually was. A man proudly mooned a train into stopping. Sometimes you have to empty a clip into a Wal-Mart greeter. Much, much more.