What is Listener Giovanni's role in Low Budget FM? Why do we always talk about such dumb stuff? Is this girl hot? Like, seriously, how hot is she? Does Low Budget FM intentionally market itself to underage kids? What's the deal with Peoria, Arizona?

Giovanni, super fan and dear friend of the show, appeared on The Adam Carolla Podcast and delivered a message to Adam: pick up Low Budget FM for the ACE Broadcasting Network. Now, Marc Chambers and Tod Perry are here to reinforce that message and make a final plea to Mr. Adam Carolla.

A chimp is being sent to rehab, a drunk guy freaked out and thought he was being kidnapped after the cops picked him up, Tilly the Whale has taken another life and more.

Done with the dating scene? Maybe you'd rather just throw money at the problem. But first, you need to be aware of the issues associated with going that route. Marc, Tod and Salwin break down the ten biggest ones.

The hosts review and riff on the 'Recycle-A-Flask,' a plastic flask designed to bypass metal detectors at concerts. The conversation devolves into stories about smuggling contraband into venues and a satirical acoustic rap performance by Tod.

The hosts engage in a surreal, improvised roleplay of a game show called 'The Ultimate Impossible Trivia Challenge.' John Salwin acts as the biased host 'Mr. Smiley,' while Marc and Tod compete in a series of nonsensical rounds with arbitrary rules and point values.

The hosts and John Salwin discuss a top ten list of obscure conspiracy theories, ranging from Rastafarian beliefs about 'Babylon' to the 'Great Electronic Conspiracy'. The episode devolves into riffs about high-definition porn, religious differences, and the intrinsic value of gold versus food.

What if rap was an Olympic sport? Would the United States dominate? Join Marc, Tod and Salwin as they work to unite the disparate genres and assemble the U.S. Hip-Hop Dream Team.

Marc, Tod and John disable the hack alert and experiment with a little "comedy." Plus: a listener writes in with a special request.

Where has John Salwin really been, why did Arnold Schwarzenegger carry the torch for the Olympics, is a character from an FX show based on him and more.