Augusta's been targeted as the home of an all-white basketball team, men are wearing the male equivalent of the Wonder Bra, excessive male masturbation may cause cancer, Peoria, Arizona needs your help to name its swim team and more.

Best-selling author and relationship expert David DeMarco joins Marc and Tod in the studio to talk about Valentine's Day, politicians and how he can teach you to get laid in 36 minutes or less. Plus: listener mail for David.

Marc and Tod create a fake Craigslist persona named Vanessa, a 27-year-old horror enthusiast, to see what scares the residents of Los Angeles. They review various responses from men attempting to woo her, debating which fears are 'erotic' enough for her fictional tastes.

Marc and Tod celebrate the three-year anniversary of their first broadcast on 103.7 Free FM. The hosts express mock betrayal over 'The Pretty Good Podcast' allegedly stealing their 'Romanoff' (ramen taste test) bit, while reminiscing about failed early segments like 'Low Budget Therapy'.

Hosts Marc Chambers and Tod Perry, along with Mike Cioffi, play a guessing game featuring acoustic covers by Italian musician Lampidi Stelami. Marc and Mike compete to identify the song and artist of various 90s hits to determine who pays more of the month's rent.

Hosts Marc Chambers and Tod Perry, joined by Mike Cioffi, discuss a list of five things each of them desire but cannot have. The conversation ranges from political ambitions and career failures to absurd fantasies involving panda meat and celebrity crushes.

The hosts discuss Mike Cioffi's recent gambling wins from the Super Bowl before diving into a news story about a bomb scare at a Jared Leto event. Tod expresses a deep-seated, irrational hatred for Leto, arguing against Marc's claim that Leto acted heroically during the incident.

The hosts record a special 'Big Game' episode from a Holiday Inn in Miami, though they admit they lack actual press passes to the game. They spend the episode debating the ideal demographics for a Super Bowl party and discussing the merits of various NFL teams and halftime performers.

The hosts and Mike Cioffi discuss the logistics of a Pro Bowl party and the potential fire hazard of unattended charcoal grills outside the recording barn. The bulk of the episode is spent handicapping a hypothetical battle between a 'Sharkagator' and a 'Manodile'.

The hosts deal with Tod's obsession with a cooking pot and a fake 'National Pot Awareness Day' before analyzing a disturbing, guttural pickup line provided by Artie. Mike Cioffi joins the show to debut 'The Lotto Minute,' where he provides scratch-off lottery advice and loses five dollars on air.