The show embarks on another Extreme Topic Bonanza. As many topics as we can, as fast as we can. Zebras, horses, Ghostbusters 3, underage girls and the show's stance on them, domestic beer vs. fancy beer, rap battles, fake professions and more.

The hosts and John Salwin review marketing brochures for Marlboro and Camel 'Snus' tobacco pouches. The conversation devolves into a surreal hypothetical camping trip involving a 'half-ton man' and a woman with Proteus syndrome, followed by a rant about RV living and a critique of another Error FM host.

The hosts discuss random sexts and promote AdamandEve.com before diving into a list of the top 10 most exclusive or forbidden places in the world. The episode devolves into riffs about 'dongs', Russian bunkers, and a secret filming McDonald's in the City of Industry.

The hosts discuss a variety of bizarre news stories, including a Bigfoot performance art protest in New Hampshire and a pot grower lured by a fake ransom note. The episode features a recurring theme of British snowstorms and a heavy promotional push for AdamandEve.com.

The hosts tackle a variety of listener emails, ranging from a 13-year-old fan's parents' disapproval to questions about Tod's past in a rap group. The conversation devolves into riffs on pornography preferences, physical attributes, and Tod's relationship with his fiancée.

Marc discusses a hypothetical romantic relationship with an attractive woman from Great Britain, leading to a debate about the merits of moving to England for a 'sugar mama'. The hosts riff on British stereotypes, the logistics of international citizenship, and Marc's past struggles with his Florida accent.

The hosts discuss their new studio equipment and a celebratory toast with champagne for Mike Cioffi. The conversation shifts to childhood nostalgia, board games, and a debate over whether Marc should sell his vintage toy collection to fund a television pilot.

The hosts discuss the acquisition of a new studio table via Craigslist and the logistical help of a listener. Tod shares a frustrating story about a failed attempt to buy a ping pong table from a flaky seller in Irvine, leading to a tangent about the obscurity of Lakewood.

The hosts celebrate the first show of 2010 by drinking champagne and dissecting Tod Perry's recent New Year's Eve party. The conversation revolves around the guest list, the 'watery' chili, and various chaotic events including body shots and a medical emergency.

Low Budget FM's very own announcer John Salwin performs a stirring rendition of Twas The Night Before Christmas. Happy Holidays, everybody!