Low Expectations

Low Expectations

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Low Expectations episodes

  • Laughing Fest
    Olivia and E are back at college! This means they are live and in person making recordings a whole lot more fun! This episode literally has anything and everything that you could ever want: D&D talk, Olivia's Covid/quarantine experience, special guest stars, and a test that tells us what type of party goers we are! Like seriously... what else could you want? Also, this episode has the most laughs out of any episode we've done yet! Special thanks to Olivia's brother and his interesting texting skills for their contributions to this episode. And don't forget - we leave no man (or tumbleweed) behind.
    1 hr 35 min
  • Episode 21: A Lukewarm Mess
    From back to school shopping to booty-licious jean shorts and Nascar crop tops this episode is a lukewarm mess. Despite that fact, E and Olivia managed to have a short (yet meaningful) discussion on how to move on from people and things that aren't good for you. Like, seriously, please understand that it is okay to move on from something if it's no longer good for you! You matter and so does your mental health and well being! Stepping away from that we go into nonsense rambling about random stuff before finding our way to Sonic fanfictions and book synopsis read throughs.
    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 20: Shopping Addiction
    In this episode Olivia discusses her shopping addiction, her car troubles, and we even get a sneak peak into the wonderful world that is the Law School Admissions Test (LSAT). A rant that reminds everyone to be kind to employees somehow leads into a discussion of Jo Jo Rabbit which neither Olivia or E has seen, but would really like to. Despite this episode having a less than ideal Amazon review product and getting ended early because of our technology curse, we still urge everyone to follow our socials and send us your voice messages!
    50 min
  • Episode 19: Squeaky Cheese
    We begin today's episode with some fun facts before going into a NOT SPONSORED discussion of a local grocery/deli/restaurant/coffee shop combo where E and Olivia discover the wonders of squeaky cheese! One awkward segway later takes us to Olivia's ice cream shop drama and E’s broken freezer woes. We even hear some ice cream trivia that proves Olivia has been scooping ice cream for 3 years too many! Special shoutout to emergency toast for their contributions to this episode!
    1 hr 11 min
  • Scheduling Conflict
    Scheduling conflicts are no fun, scheduling conflicts suck for everyone, but that's okay I tell you true cause our expectations are low just for you!
    3 min
  • Episode 18: Yeah, Yeah, Uh-Huh
    We begin this episode with a beautiful rendition of "The Sound of Silence" in honor of the multiple technical difficulties that we, your lovely hosts, had to endure. Beyond this we offer our usual train of thought rambles which include Olivia's first anime and E’s corset arriving in the mail! And we can't forget our inspirational moments and college talk that lead us to a squirrel puppet! Yeah... Yeah... Uh-Huh...
    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 16: Shout Out To Linda

    From Olivia's wild dreams to overfilled doughnuts that deserve a shoutout to Linda, this episode has it all! Our always popular Amazon review segment is back with a product more bitter than Olivia's tears! We even discuss starting our very own advice segment, so send us your questions and stories to get our exceptional advice! Also please give exo_retro and SunKingReS a follow on Twitch for some content with expectations higher than ours!

    54 min
  • Episode 15: Deb Deserved Better

    We're baaaack! In this episode we discuss what we've been up to during our month long hiatus! Topics include: Olivia's candle haul, steampunk, and Napoleon Dynamite. We hope you are just as excited for season two as we are! 

    1 hr 1 min

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We're just two girls with expectations lower than yours, but hey, at least we're trying!