Low Expectations

Low Expectations

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Low Expectations episodes

  • Promo Season 2!!!
    We are back and have lower expectations than we had before! Join us on Friday for the first episode of Low Expectations season 2!!!
    6 min
  • Episode 14: Hot Dog Etiquette
    From YouTuber merch to Nicholas Cage on a pillowcase, this episode has all you could ever want! Olivia tells the tale of her most recent dream, we discuss the glory that is 8 pounds of cereal marshmallows, and we even look towards what the future of technology might have in store. And how could we forget the newest superhero: Hu-Man Man! We even discuss the most serious topic we've ever discussed: The Dos and Don'ts of Hot Dog Etiquette.
    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 13: A JoJo Reference
    In this episode, E talks about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and other JoJo references because, let's face facts, everything is a JoJo reference. Our train of thought makes a stop at Olivia's grandma's where we learn about her amazing (yet somewhat questionable) shopping tactics. We even hear the history of E’s almost 700 song playlist! Special thanks to Morton's table salt, time tourists, and dancing cats for their contributions to this week's episode.
    1 hr
  • Episode 12: Don't Drink the Milk

    From national parks and super calderas to a dramatic reading of the modern day "Cat in the Hat", this episode has it all with suggestions from you, yes you! Among these topics we give you a small peak into our college life and answer the age old question "What is our favorite candy?". We can't forget about Edgar Allen Poe's newest release, "Tuscan Milk and the Kitten". Special shout out to Pasta Grannies in all their wholesomeness (seriously, you should give these sweet old gals a follow on Instagram).

    PS - Don't drink the milk.

    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 11: Motivational Monday, But on a Friday

    With midterm/finals week in full swing this episode deviates a little from our typical content. Half of Low Expectations was drowning in assignments while the other half had a relatively easy week. With that said, Olivia is here to provide some of the best motivation you'll get all week! Don't forget to remember, just because our expectations are low doesn't mean our dreams have to be too.

    26 min
  • Episode 10: Thanks Kylie!

    In this episode we give a huge thank you to one of our listeners, Kylie! Kylie sent us in our very first voice message which, as can be expected, sent us on a wild adventure. From paranormal activity to what our favorite foods are this episode has it all! Special thanks to the asthmatic senior citizen and Baby Mop for their contributions to this episode.

    1 hr 3 min
  • Rabbit Holes the Podcast! (150 Listens Special)

    ***This episode is explicit and discusses heavier topics*** In this episode we welcome our friend Lydia! We discuss soooo many topics including: Anime, the earth being a Lindor Chocolate Truffle, and conspiracies that turned out to be true. We went down so many rabbit holes we just had to make it the name!

    34 min
  • Episode 9: Identity Crisis

    We promise you we are not purely a review podcast! This week was just very slow and we didn't have a lot to say, so we looked at some Amazon reviews. There were some that were a bust and others that were wonderful. Tune in next week where we hope to have more to talk about!

    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 8: Huge Ships
    In this episode Olivia rants about a Bingo mishap while E discusses classroom woes. We bring you the thought provoking "To Party or Not to Party: A Wholesome Discussion About Finding Your Place in College". No episode would be complete without an Amazon review or two so we bring you the joys of the fiendish Swiss army knife, tiny hands, and, of course, huge ships. We of course do not think they should be avoided.
    1 hr 11 min

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We're just two girls with expectations lower than yours, but hey, at least we're trying!