Low Expectations

Low Expectations

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Low Expectations episodes

  • Episode 7: Captain Kurt

    In this episode we read not one, not two, but three whole review sections on Amazon. We also touch on Daft Punk’s breakup, a puppy emergency, and toxic aspects of the internet. This episode is a little heavier than previous ones.

    Special thanks to "Life Size for Kids", "Captain Kurt", and "N-n-n-no" for your contributions to this episode.

    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 6: Stacy's Mom Don't Copyright Strike Us

    In this episode we unapologetically sing the chorus to Stacy’s Mom. A lot. We also return to Amazon to read reviews of Temptations cat treats and learn about garlic butter! Sincere apologizes to Weird Al for thinking Eiffel 65’s song, Blue (Da Ba Dee), was actually a parody by him. As you can see this episode is full of apologies...

    55 min
  • Oh Man! Episode 1: Psych Class Clones

    This is our first minisode!! We have pretty much the same tangents we always do but in a shorter amount of time!

    Today's minisode blesses you with the sci fi adventure that is psychology class clones, a special word from Olivia's cat, and the chance to win Low Expectations merch!! (Obviously merch isn't out yet and won't be for months, but what else did you expect from us low expectation filled gals??)

    28 min
  • Episode 5: "Last Week"
    In this episode we talk entirely too much about last week. It's almost like we don't do anything on the weekends! In this episode we discuss an interesting take on D&D, the glory that is sugar free gummy bears, and serval other tangents. We also Google the age old question, "Why has Olivia been yawning?" In sum, people on the internet make funny content.
    1 hr 11 min
  • Episode 4: Hi, Hey There, Hello!

    We promise this episode is not a steaming hot mess. Then again with expectations this low, who knows? What we do know is that our audio is finally at its peak! In this episode we discuss wonderful topics such as our Instagram, our Instagram, our Instagram, and other very important stuff! Look, our semester is starting so... give us a break. We thought you had LOW expectations not high ones....

    All sarcasm aside, in this episode we talk about small businesses, Etsy, the Amish (again), and the glory that is mac and cheese loaf. Shout out to the live (it was live then) reaction to an email chain! How exciting!

    44 min
  • Episode 3: A Hot Mess
    Look, we’re gonna be honest with you... this episode is a mess. We lost Part 1 and then we lost Part 2. If you came into this episode with high expectations you are listening to the wrong podcast. However, we are still able to bring you an episode where we talk about the Gap (as per usual), the last Blockbuster in America, and many more wonderful things!
    41 min
  • Episode 2
    In episode two we once again provide you with everything you could ever dream of! For this episode we moved to Discord (not sponsored) so now our audio is even better! We are also joined by our unofficial first guest, Craig the discord bot, who loves to make things difficult! In this episode, we talk about coyote hunting, our very very different tastes in music, and even explore the glory that is IKEA! Special thanks to the words “exactly” and “literally” for their contributions to this episode.
    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 1: Pilot
    We hope you believed us when we said we had low expectations. At least we tried. 
    In this episode, you meet us your lovely hosts! This episode has it all! Garlic butter sauce, Tom Hanks, and even ranch dressing! What more could you want? Honorable mentions from our stream of consciousness ramble go to college, Dungeons and Dragons, and the word exactly.
    1 hr 6 min

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We're just two girls with expectations lower than yours, but hey, at least we're trying!