Josh is back from Panama, Derek's grandmother died, Mormons are BAD people.

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- Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz

- Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur

Anne Frank had allegations. Derek is obsessed with brain to body size ratio (not racist). Don't even talk to me before I've had my covfefe.

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Connor joins the show and he won’t stop talking about porn. Also, he got beat up by a girl? Derek rambles on about nothing. Josh carries the show (again).

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Derek tells Josh why he’s going to hell,

then they learn about genesis. Derek doesn’t know who Dean Norris is? Josh tells Derek that the power grid is the only thing preventing mass homicide. Derek gets progressively drunker & ruins the episode.

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Josh helps Derek embark on his standup comedy career. Derek explains how cabals work. Josh learns a little something about Henry Kissinger.

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Your favorite rascals are once again growing & learning, this time with Ben Avery!

You’re gonna wanna listen to this one because we get to the bottom of literally everything: caveman consent, space hell, & way too much more.

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Merry Christmas!

If you’re gonna kill your kid, do it like a man.

Josh & Derek discuss the tenacity of the Amish, the miracle that is flight, & so much more.

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Jace joins LowTea to discuss and dissect a multitude of topics. Josh reveals his addiction to thrill seeking. Derek drunkenly whines about his childhood, again.

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Josh & Derek learn about Amish sects, the history of Israelstine, & even humankind ourselveses?

Join us as we reinvent the wheel (this time it kicks ass).

Don’t kill your kids.

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Your favorite little troublemakers are joined by Logan Quiroz (@loganjquiroz on Instagram) & they talk about a lot of stuff! Idk just listen to it I guess? Also, Derek finds out Logan is NOT Indian?

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