LowTea

LowTea

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LowTea episodes

  • Drone Stroke Playlist

    Maybe it was all Eva’s fault?

    Josh sat in the cuck chair of the sky & was assaulted by a Nazi on an airplane.

    Derek doesn’t want to talk about race anymore but he does think you should thank Ghengis.


    Want more eps? Want video eps? Go to patreon.com/lowteapod & fork over some cash.

    55 min
  • PBL (With Conner McNutt)

    More like Conner McButt.

    Connor (@420naughtyboy on insta) joins the show & forces Derek to perform a humiliation ritual. Josh watches & doesn’t help Derek at all.


    Want more LowTea injected into your veins? Want to see the video for this episode? Head on over to Patreon.com/lowteapod & sign up for one of our affordably priced tiers.

    56 min
  • Pendulcum

    Josh & Derek tell you what to think about the election, abortion, science, & the Amish.

    Derek wants Josh to build him a tower (not gay).


    Want more LowTea in your life? Head on over to Patreon.com/lowteapod for additional episodes & video of the public eps.

    37 min
  • The Bear Trap of Liberal Ideology

    Check out the video for this episode on our brand new Patreon: www.patreon.com/lowteapod

    We recorded this together, in person, in the same room, hanging out.

    Josh informs Derek that Robert De Niro is an avid fan of LowTea.

    Derek tells Josh about alien inequality in space.

    Also, if you’re bald. You’re bald. It’s fine. Just grow up (This episode is NOT brought to you by HIMS).

    Ps: Derek is not racist, or ableist (or gay).

    Please tell your friends about the show, leave us a rating, follow the show, dance for us.

    38 min
  • Siegfried and Goy
    Low-level elites cutting Adrenochrome with sunflower seed oil? Where did you blow your friends? Are Americans better at making better Indian food?
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    www.patreon.com/lowteapod
    1 hr 13 min
  • The Womb Buster (With Seth)

    This is a Bonus Episode from our $5 tier on Patreon. We've released this in an effort to entice you into signing up. So get your wallet out and head to over to Patreon or we'll come to your home with a weapon.


    LowTea OG Seth joins Josh for an unfathomably ignorant hour and a half. They cover everything from the mayflower to autoerotic asphyxiation. Enjoy!


    www.patreon.com/lowteapod

    1 hr 19 min
  • How to Kill Your Wife

    We’ve got a brand new patreon, go take a look & considering throwing us some cold, hard cash: www.patreon.com/lowteapod


    Josh & Derek have a killer new business plan.


    Heads up, sorry about the noise gate: Josh was babysitting a mutilated genetic freak & Derek’s abode was under attack by El Salvadorian insurgents.

    40 min
  • Live From Office Depot (With John Baddman)

    Josh travelled downtown to the office depot where John lives to get a deeper look into his sick and twisted lifestyle. Turns out it was actually quite cozy and John was lovely. Checkout the Hate Watch Podcast and follow John on Instagram @johnbaddman .

    1 hr 18 min
  • The Patriot & the Eunuch

    THROWBACK EP: This is the first time we ever recorded together in person. We hope you like it. If you don't, we are really, really sorry :(


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    38 min

About LowTea

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Growing & learning through irreverent history: with Derek & Phil. New public eps every Wednesday, livestreams & Patreon eps every Friday. This show was recently featured on Barrack Obama's 2024 Summer Playlist: Best Podcast to bomb a Yemenis' wedding to. You don't know anything about the world until Lowtea tells you.