Luan Luan Lai

So, the orientation camp hazing stories have surfaced again. This time, Ngee Ann Poly (aka N-Pee) is in a spotlight. How many of these ridiculous initiation rites go unreported and unrecorded, we wonder? Josh calls Shawn, who is in quite an uncomfortable situation himself, to share this pee-ce of news. What's the big hoo-ha this time? Happee listening!

Luan Luan Listen is now its own episode! For all your music buffs, music lovers, and musickos of all sorts. We start off this new format with a powerful, Trance-esque track by Foxela and Eva Grace, 'Explode'. Fuzzy, dark, head-bob-inducing. YOU NO WAN TO MIS DIS.

BREAKING: In this new and short (but still very Luan) format, the very up-to-date Josh calls Shawn to break the news about the angry (hilarious) email received by You Tian Man, sent by a PCF SparkleTots staff. Get the latest scoop on what the Luan Luan Lords have to say about the matter! (Also, they talk about fur, dogs, and growing taller.)

LLL's inaugural LLLive session on 17 March 2021 called out to Luan Luan Lai-ers all over the country and we gathered (very legally) to share about our Secondary School experiences. Join us as we discussed the most evil pranks, the funniest things we did to teachers, and the most emotional and traumatic crush stories. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

What's a 'stition'? We have no idea. But we do know that if you turn it into a hero then it becomes an irrational but widely held belief in supernatural influences. And this hero is called Superstition. But should we respect this hero, or would doing so make us SuperStupid? The Luan Luan Lords offer their take on interesting superstitions, their origins, and try to invent their own. // Luan Luan Listen: 'Can't Seem to Get Anything' by M1LDL1FE

Which Gen Z trend rhymes with 'pick lock'? Yes, today we deep-dive into this endless black hole of scantily-clad amateur teen dancers, pranks (mostly modestly-clad), and displays of superhuman ability (probably... ironclad?). Indeed, today, we tok kok about Tik Tok. BONUS: Shawn attempts to interpret and use Gen Z jargon, often to disastrous effect. // Luan Luan Listen: 'if you'd have me' by whirring.

In our very special Valuantine's Day episode, we welcome a very Special Guest - Estelle from The Purposepreneur! - to share with us very special stories from her super rabak, extensive, and very special dating experience. No, there is nothing that isn't very special in this episode. Even we, the Luan Luan Lords, were shocked to hear some of the worst dates she'd been to! Join us as we discuss the things to NEVER say/do on a first date, toxic relationships, and the hype of dating apps. Certainly not for the faint of heart nor queasy of stomach (therefore, perfect for you Laun Luan Lai-ers).

Happy Chinese New Year! The time of the year when eating tofu may result in you getting cancelled by the woke, and where power plays, micro-aggressions, politics, and intrusive questions get dialed to 11 - all while smiles abound as if there's nothing wrong. Join the Luan Luan Lords as they talk about the funniest CNY taboos and muster up their inner aunties, to see what it's really like to brag with unspoken competitiveness and unrivalled annoying-ness. // Today, they Luan Luan Listen to 'LAY LOW' by Elsa Mickayla, ZIONN, & JUNG. Rhythmic Korean rap, soulful chords, unique synth textures, smooth vocal arrangements, quirky guitars. There's so much to like!

Having a baby soon? Out of name ideas? This is a must-listen for you. We discuss names to never give your baby (pets excluded), most difficult-to-pronounce names, and the most unique names ever. --- This episode, we Luan Luan Listen to 'Headlights' by Cheri Indigo. Fuzzy wuzzy synth parts, we like... Produced by Noivil Studios, this track is sonically both pleasant and laced with subtle aggression. Cheri's Lorde-esque vocal sensibilities make our ears, 'Woohoo! That tickles!' And its unexpected arrangements make us feel like deer in headlights. Wait, what is with this deer theme these few episodes?!