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Lucy, Kel and Producer Casey kick off Valentine’s week with sugar highs, heartfelt messages, and a little too much musk stick! From surprise love notes in the kitchenette to the mysterious Valentine’s gift that Lucy still can’t guess, the team share plenty of laughs before Lucy opens up about a deeply personal health update — one year on from her jaw diagnosis.
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🤗 Hug Hesitations – Ahead of International Hug Day, Lucy and Kel debate full-body hugs versus the awkward three-pat exit, and listeners share their love (or fear) of physical affection — from squishmallows to malamute cuddles.
😷 Coughing Catastrophes – Lucy’s “relaxing” massage takes a turn when a coughing fit derails the moment, sparking confessions from listeners about their most inconvenient coughing and sneezing meltdowns.
⚡ Family Battlefields – From energy drinks to sleepovers and Snapchat wars, Lucy and Kel unpack the everyday parent–child clashes that make home life feel like a battlefield.
It’s laughter, heart, and a healthy dose of chaos — classic Lucy & Kel!
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Lucy, Kel and Producer Casey kick things off with a very fancy chocolate review — although Kel has no clue what makes Dubai chocolate so viral! 🍫
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“Sorry, I Accidentally Stole That!”: Lucy admits to finally returning Casey’s wedding parasoul (oops), and listeners confess their own accidental thefts that had us howling.
Best Date Ever?: Lucy and Kel share the story of their first date together - and Lucy reveals something every woman does that most men have no idea about...
What’s Under the Bed? - Lucy finds an alarming amount of cheese wrappers in her daughter’s room, but listener Gig swoops in to make her feel a lot better! 🧀
Hit play for guilty giggles, date-night confessions, and the most unexpected parenting discoveries!
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Lucy's back after being knocked out by a mystery illness that nearly turned into pneumonia! Lucy and Kel catch up on everything that happened during her two weeks on the couch, including Lucy's epic streaming marathon where she watched EVERYTHING available and hit the end of the internet!
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Emergency Vet All-Nighter: Kel shares the traumatic story of Luna's seizure and spending all night at the emergency vet, only to discover he can't handle all-nighters anymore at forty-nine!
The Streaming Survey: Lucy binged Traitors (all seasons!), Below Deck, Shrinking, Abbott Elementary and more during her sick leave, and now wants YOUR one show recommendation that everyone needs to watch!
The Winter Olympics vs Super Bowl Debate: Kel insists everyone is rearranging their lives for the Olympics and Super Bowl while Lucy is convinced absolutely nobody cares (spoiler: the listeners weigh in and prove Lucy right)!
Hit play for veterinary adventures, binge-watching confessions, and the eternal question: what's THE show you tell everyone to watch?
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Kel, Producer Casey and special guest Lydia dive into some hilarious and heartwarming stories that you’ll definitely relate to! Casey’s been caught walking through her local park sipping coffee from…— and the team can’t decide if it’s weird or wonderfully self-care chic.
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Driving for Love — From picking up a satin pillowcase an hour away to driving interstate for romance, listeners share just how far they’ve gone for the people (and pets!) they love.
Surprise Cash Discoveries — Casey’s hidden $50 emergency stash sparks a treasure hunt of listener stories about finding forgotten cash in the weirdest places!
Soft Tissue Saga — Kel’s supermarket confusion over “soft tissues” leads to a full-blown debate about plies, aloe vera, and what actually makes tissues soft.
Hit play for relatable laughs, heartfelt friendship moments, and a surprisingly deep chat about growth, love, and the joy of finding forgotten money!This Feels Totally Illegal!": Walking with a Mug, Driving for Love & Hidden Cash
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Lucy’s off sick, so Kel and Producer Casey fills in - with a surprise guest in the studio: Lydia! She’s the ultimate office organiser with major boss energy (and a secret charcuterie power move you have to hear to believe).
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Disgusting but Good for You – From liver on toast to the world’s worst-tasting superfood, the team dives into the grossest things we eat in the name of health.
Creepy Crawly Choices – Would you rather have a spider or cockroach run across your face while you sleep? Kel’s kids posed this nightmare question, and things got… itchy.
School Photo Fails – It’s photo day for Kel’s kids! The team shares hilarious memories of awkward class pics, reclining students, and parents who just didn’t care.
Hit play for contagious laughs, surprising health hacks, and the chaos of parenting, pests, and primary school portraits—all in one show!
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Lucy, Kel and Producer Casey are back after a week off - and Lucy returns very unwell, very honest, and very ready to unpack who (or who) is responsible for her sickness. From cold-and-flu confessions to whether Kel’s “just one kiss” crossed the line, the blame game is officially on.
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Winter Olympics Showdown – Kel passionately argues why the Winter Olympics are superior (think skiing with rifles), while Lucy reluctantly discovers she might actually be on board. Summer vs Winter? Listeners weigh in and opinions fly.
Real-Life Love Stories – With Valentine’s Day around the corner, the team dive into unforgettable meet-cutes: from Bunnings click-and-collect romances to bowling alleys, school plays, football ovals and even moustached musketeers. Casey shares how she met Riley, and listeners remind us all that everyone has a love story.
Unusual Trips to the Vet – Cats and dogs are boring. Listeners reveal the strangest animals they’ve taken to the vet — including snakes, turtles, rats, lambs and more — leaving Kel wondering how vets remember what’s inside anything.
Sick Logic & Spousal Blame – Should you still go to work when you’re sick? Is it romantic or reckless to ask for a kiss? And is Lucy justified in holding a grudge? The jury (aka the listeners) delivers its verdict.
Hit play for Olympic chaos, heartfelt love stories, exotic pets, and the most relatable sick-day debate ever.
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Lucy, Kel and Producer Casey gear up for the Australia Day long weekend with some truly Aussie banter! Lucy's preparing to perform the national anthem at a massive event (and YES, she knows the second verse!)...
After yesterday's teasing, Kel brought in the new Cadbury Biscoff chocolate for a proper taste test! But is there enough Biscoff? The panel debates chunks vs crumbs in this highly scientific analysis!
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40-Degree Survival Plans - With a scorching heatwave hitting Melbourne, the crew asks: What are you NOT doing because it's 40 degrees tomorrow? From Lucy's cancelled luxurious bubble bath dreams to hard rubbish dramas, listeners share their heat-wave postponements!
School Shoe Shopping Confession - Lucy admits to trying on her 11-year-old daughter's school shoes herself because they're the SAME SIZE! Plus, why back-to-school stress is hitting 60% of Aussie parents harder than ever.
Stop It! The Sneeze Debate - When Kel sneezes, Lucy has an unusual response that will crack you up! Listeners share what they say after someone sneezes, from "chilly" death curses to Seinfeld references and "pass the pepper!"
Hit play for national anthem nerves, heatwave survival tactics, interchangeable feet, and the most wholesome sneeze debate you'll hear all week!
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Lucy, Kel and Producer Casey dive deep into the world of bloops (yes, blueberries!) and debate why supermarket ones just don't hit the same as fresh-picked fruit!
The gang discusses the latest chocolate craze and Kel confesses he didn't even know what Biscoff was until recently! (Spoiler: it's not a mysterious spice from a lost jungle!)
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Car Confessional Culture - Kel finally asks the question we've all been thinking: Why are influencers ALWAYS filming from their cars? Lucy and Casey crack the code on this viral phenomenon, from Stanley Cups to Australian Open lipstick tutorials!
Cool Street Names - They reveal Lucy's secret street named after her in Brisbane and share wild stories about neighbourhood naming...you'd never guess the other street names that Lucy's dad named!
The Anniversary Week Controversy - Lucy admits to celebrating her wedding anniversary at MULTIPLE restaurants during their Bali trip, scoring free desserts every night! But was it lying or just creative celebration? Kel's not so sure, and listeners are DIVIDED!
Hope in Mourning - Pastor Dale Stephenson joins to discuss the powerful community event bringing Christians and Jews together following the Bondi Beach tragedy.
Hit play for street sign stories, restaurant shenanigans, and the great bloop debate!
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Lucy's got a fancy management meeting to attend, but she's too busy cracking jokes with her "new friends" and becoming the office wee-wee girl (thanks to Kel's on-air commentary)!
A quick poll reveals where everyone sat in school: Lucy the funny-but-not-cool front-rower, Kel the clever back-corner troublemaker, and Casey chilling in the back!
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The Floor Food Fiasco - Lucy eats a cauliflower chip that's been on the studio floor for SEVEN MINUTES, sparking the most heated debate about the "second rule"! From ChatGPT consultations to the zombie apocalypse measurement tool, listeners weigh in on what's safe to eat off the floor. Spoiler: Lucy's germaphobia is surprisingly selective!
Holiday Shopping Gone Wrong - Fresh back from Bali, Lucy and Kel confess to their most questionable holiday purchase: a hand-painted portrait of their three dogs with HUMAN SMILES! Listeners call in with their own overseas shopping disasters, from Gone Fishing signs to Nepalese happy pants that just don't work in Mooroolbark!
Hit play for management meeting drama, floor food philosophy, and Balinese artwork you'll definitely regret bringing home!
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Lucy and Kel kick off the second podcast of the week with some eye-opening age revelations! Kel turns 50 this year (born in 1976) and has a hilarious realisation about how ancient that seems to Producer Casey - it's like someone saying they were born in 1926! The gang explores the wild reality of aging and how we never feel as old as we actually are.
Producer Casey introduces Lucy to what she claims is the "healthiest energy drink ever" to help power through an eight-hour meeting after no sleep. Let's just say Lucy's description involves armpits, freshly run marathons, and horse-sized multivitamins! The taste test results are absolutely hilarious!
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The Great School Supply Debate - Lucy confesses she's checked out this year - no more contacting (covering) her daughter's books! After years of perfectionism and custom koala contact paper, she's switched to slip-on book covers and name stickers. But she's drawing the line at labeling every single pencil, pen, and eraser to protect against the notorious pencil thief...Jayden!
Hard Rubbish Season - It's that magical time of year in Melbourne! Lucy and Kel discuss their Mount Everest of cardboard boxes, the white van phenomenon, and debate their "big ticket items." Plus, Lucy shares the legendary story of trying to steal a park bench that was bolted to the ground!
New Year's Resolutions Check-In - Twenty days into 2026, who's still going strong? From ten minutes of guitar daily to volunteer firefighting, listeners share their successes and failures. Plus, Lucy confesses she and Kel's walking resolution lasted exactly one afternoon!
Hit play for age-related identity crises, the worst energy drink ever, pencil theft prevention strategies, and inspiring resolution stories!
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