The servants go on strike, the Great Sitting Room collapses and the Morris Men find something in the woods.

The most powerful PA system on the planet, Near as damn it, Belonged to the Pink Floyd and the hairy roadies they employed… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/volume.mp3

We didn’t go down the Kings Head, The day the Sun exploded. We got a take-away instead, The day the Sun exploded… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/the_day_the_sun.mp3

I took a stand. I took it from a junk shop in Caledonian Road. I should have paid for it I know but it would probably not have sold… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/stand.mp3

All four tyres have sustained major damage, The suspension’s now well below par. Every half concealed hump is attacking my sump. Speed bumps are destroying my car… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/speed_bumps.mp3

There’s a game that I play with my partner, In fall, summer, winter and spring. When the Shard is on screen, we get ready to scream, And we call out the name of the thing… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/shard.mp3

I had Satan tattooed on my face, A magnificent creation. Now I cannot get a job, Which is plain discrimination… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/satan_tattoo.mp3

There’s a racehorse living in the flat upstairs, An odd place for a horse to dwell. It’s a quadrupod, and it’s fully shod, And it’s a living hell… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/racehorse.mp3

It’s threatening a smooth Brexit, And it first came to light when A hundred jiffy bags a day Were being delivered to Number 10… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/qvc.mp3

I flew into the air And landed with a nasty crack. But it was a hit and run, And the pram did not look back… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/pram.mp3