This is episode 54 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - This Week on WET...

00:01:30 - Justin can't bend

00:03:27 - how to drink at work

00:06:21 - United CEO shooter caught at McDonalds

00:07:37 - Waffle House wouldn't have snitched

00:09:02 - Chicken spaghetti is an abomination

00:12:01 - Best nut?

00:14:06 - The hot murderer to be played by Vinny Chase in the movie

00:21:04 - Kodak Black Reveals He’s On Drugs Again: “I’m Never Sober, Bi**h”

00:23:28 - Kendrick Lamar calls out Justin on new album

00:24:10 - Bankruptcy judge rejects The Onion's bid for Infowars

00:26:30 - You tellin' me a chicken fried this steak?

00:29:48 - Markus's high (sober) horse

00:31:15 - LIVE SHOW 12/21!!!!!

00:32:17 - Justin's Journal

00:37:35 - dino of the week

00:43:46 - We're just the three stooges

00:46:24 - Remote working is the best

00:48:27 - Justin hates meteorologist

00:51:46 - What's that song where grandma gets ran over by a reindeer?

00:54:37 - Phil's favorite joke that never works

00:55:39 - Rest in Pease Justin's brother's dog

01:02:14 - A poem for Wilma

01:04:01 - Phil's new golf friends

01:09:27 - Mrs. Tickler, Mrs. hooker, and Mr. Seaman

01:13:09 - Always pregame jail

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Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/

Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

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