Real men can pitch tents in the blink of an eye. Real listeners will know when we’re threatening to zap men to the Frontier, steering a boat, deploying pipe organs in a fetid swamp, avoiding poisonous wa-wa, guessing dragon colors, regretting infernal curiosity, performing a sexual attack, promising not to use magic for evil, wondering if Phacia is real, feeling meat pass fresh lips, leaving to pursue a music career, blowing on my nevermind, bumpin’ uglies, predicting a fortune in the past, and using practical magic. I’ll never shut my cake hole.

00:00:00 Intro 00:03:21 Guy and Boat  00:07:54 Lann Island 00:18:30 Zoc   00:31:25 Phacia? 00:36:05 Lann Debrief 00:42:22 Meribia Check In 00:43:08 Althena’s Shrine Check In 00:44:06 Vane 00:47:39 Magic Guild 00:54:42 Harmony Tea Time 01:01:00 Real Net 01:07:24 Outro 

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