I have so many frightening dreams these days. You have so many Lunar podcasts. This one’s got us getting villainously angry at Dyne’s Monument, locating a prescient Burg resident, being last beheld, refusing to forgive a loss-causing world, sending in the clowns, executing the perfect anime betrayal, speculating jokerification points, staring a dragon equipment collection, becoming a nasty little stain, mixing titillation with fear, asking Ghaleon to not kill one specific guy, threatening to bite off nuts, and boiling every video game objective down to this question: are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

00:00:00 Tryout Update 00:03:11 Ghaleon at Dyne’s Monument 00:06:34 Burg Spring 00:11:59 Not Ghaleon, Dear Quark 00:31:05 Sega CD Ghaleon x Quark 00:37:31 Alex Wakes Up 00:43:05 Back In Burg 00:49:38 Dyne’s Monument 00:57:52 Real Net 01:05:22 Outro

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Once more into the poopy pit. Inside that mess we’re aspiring to the rank of Dragonmaster, misunderstanding Jessica’s social cues, hijacking the seas, letting Jessica cook in Silver Star Harmony, blowing up food, sleeping on the floor, getting my dinghy wet, better concealing the evil in our hearts, hitting Alex with a Trolley Problem, refusing to sign cleavage, suggesting a three way, repairing the marriage for the kid, avoiding hag sister friendship, debunking Fulari, and living a Total Elimination lifestyle. Just kidding, perv.

00:00:00 Fake Net Tryout Eval #1 00:01:44 Intro 00:03:08 Master Mel & Ghaleon 00:08:24 Mel’s Mansion Sleepover 00:15:38 Bad Dream 00:17:53 Merbia’n 00:24:17 Boat Trip 00:27:37 Ghaleon x Saith 00:34:30 Ghaleon x Saith Houses 00:43:33 Ghaleon x Old Hag 00:47:47 Ghaleon x Weird Woods 00:48:19 Ghaleon x Burg 00:51:54 Ghaleon x Burg Houses 00:54:40 Real Net 01:02:56 Outro

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Enough with the googoo eyes, you geek. All you need is googoo ears to hear us forcing Mia to take control of the Magic Guild, sequence breaking a heel turn, addressing a problem but refusing to solve it, sniffing Mia’s bed sheets, beating the shit out of Lemia, using knowledge of the past to deal with the present, seeking to get railed, ogling at a birdy leggy bromide, becoming a sensual tomboy, only hiring pretty ladies, playing music from Eternal Blue, and marveling at Mary’s lust for Sega CD Alex. Loser pays for the drinks.

00:00:00 The Fake Net Is Dead 00:02:40 Intro 00:04:42 Great Hall Debrief  00:12:21 Magic Guild Debrief 00:21:52 Vane Debrief 00:30:20 Spring of Transmission 00:31:00 Althena’s Shrine Debrief 00:34:24 Meribia: What’s New? 00:45:21 Black Rose Street Debrief 00:50:05 Meribia Dock Debrief 00:50:37 Mel’s Mansion 00:52:59 Real Net 00:58:16 Outro

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Show all the true soul of this imposter. Show your ears the tales of us demonstrating bravery, wearing underthings on the dome, prohibiting weapons at church, restoring memory with song, kidnapping singers for occult rituals, going Full Mom, predicting anime, desiring evil mommy punishment, blinging the dragon ring, passing back through the Cave of Trial, sorting through extended Sega CD events, and debuting the world’s finest Ghaleon impression. Brought to you by Michael “Rage” Hardy and James “Smarty” Cools.

00:00:00 Let’s Be Cops 00:01:09 Intro 00:02:43 Return to Magic Guild 00:07:12 Crystal Tower 00:15:33 Star Chamber 00:26:06 Anime Spiral 00:28:39 Resuming Star Chamber 00:35:40 Sega CD Star Chamber 00:42:14 Star Chamber Debrief 00:47:40 Real Net 00:55:43 Outro

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Screaming will achieve nothing. That's why we're speaking at normal volume about lamenting the loss of democracy, getting weirdly nationalist about fish and chips, committing to a Ghaleon bit, doubling down on menopause jokes, finding ourselves incarcerated, taking Luna to Golgotha, spitting up dots, wondering if mom’s soul has been poisoned, smelling the real mom, freeing a criminal, growing a backbone, eating lunch during class, telling the world Alex is not a criminal, and doubling down on feet stuff. Crap on a Krispy Kreme.

00:00:00 Naming Roses 00:02:38 Intro 00:04:23 Grand Hall 00:12:17 Meeting Lemia 00:20:27 Jail 00:35:06 Jailbreak 00:52:53 Real Net 00:57:44 Outro

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In the past, British People were responsible for the future. What a time to have never been alive.

00:00:00 Intro 00:01:35 Hackers 00:06:03 Techno 00:11:41 Wipeout Demo 00:26:36 Wipeout 00:35:50 The Prodigy 00:44:17 Wipeout XL 01:02:07 Wiped Out 01:09:14 Outro

Real men can pitch tents in the blink of an eye. Real listeners will know when we’re threatening to zap men to the Frontier, steering a boat, deploying pipe organs in a fetid swamp, avoiding poisonous wa-wa, guessing dragon colors, regretting infernal curiosity, performing a sexual attack, promising not to use magic for evil, wondering if Phacia is real, feeling meat pass fresh lips, leaving to pursue a music career, blowing on my nevermind, bumpin’ uglies, predicting a fortune in the past, and using practical magic. I’ll never shut my cake hole.

00:00:00 Intro 00:03:21 Guy and Boat  00:07:54 Lann Island 00:18:30 Zoc   00:31:25 Phacia? 00:36:05 Lann Debrief 00:42:22 Meribia Check In 00:43:08 Althena’s Shrine Check In 00:44:06 Vane 00:47:39 Magic Guild 00:54:42 Harmony Tea Time 01:01:00 Real Net 01:07:24 Outro 

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Surprise! We’re back to season four with a very special 66th episode. We’re joined by Aidan Moher to discuss his upcoming book on Suikoden and Suikoden II and listen to some of Aidan’s thoughts on Suikoden I&II HD Remaster. In finer detail, that includes: accepting Suikoden pronunciations, measuring Suikoden’s place in RPG history, wondering if RPG sequels have a place in today’s game space, exiting battles in five seconds, filling a world with life and activity, totaling the cost of violence, interpreting Suikoden differently as adults, comfortably adjusting to sprite changes, making questionable decisions about what to remaster and what to leave behind, failing a background check, experiencing existential dread in a remastered Pizza Hut, smoothing out some legends of localization, and remaining true to piss. You must still Determine or Cancel.

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• Fight, Magic, Items: The History of Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, and the Rise of Japanese RPGs in the West

00:00:00 Intro 00:03:50 Suikoden’s Beating Heart 00:15:36 Suikoden’s Stellar Moments 00:24:02 Let’s Make a Water Margin RPG 00:39:29 Favorite Stars of Destiny 00:46:42 Pronouncing Jowy 00:48:00 Bespoke Animation Preservation 00:51:23 Remaster? Remake? 01:02:16 Localization: Adjustment or Replacement? 01:10:05 New Features 01:15:16 Bonus Questions 01:21:46 Outro

That freakin’ kid has no appreciation for capitalism. You freakin’ kids have appreciation for defining the rules of a cave, becoming the Chad of socialism, landing on Star Search, casting spells on the lake, tossing fireballs at fishermen, recording three distinctive la la la songs in Lann, playing booger barter, appointing a tormenter, using rage energy to turn into a Witcher, wondering if Victor is either supportive or critical of feminism, fondly recalling projectile vomit, and rhyming moss with boss. I LUV VANE.

00:00:00 Intro 00:04:21 Nanza Mountain Pass West 00:10:35 Lann - Outside 00:22:26 Lann - Indoors 00:31:18 Lann Chief’s House 00:43:05 Lann NPC Redux 00:46:41 Real Net 00:51:30 Outro

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Cool, man. We cool men and a robot are socking a cheater in the gut, suffering a honker punch, getting duped by a lying treasure chest, allowing the fascists to pass through, teeming with the criminal element, moving drunk Kyle around the map, sleeping on a rock bed, building a jail in the basement, eating bugs, appreciating milfs, wondering if mountain fish is fresh, sashaying into a bedroom, smelling some sheets, reflecting people on mucus, becoming most entirely berserk and uncontrollable, and letting the brewskis run their course. I bet he could beat up all of you.

00:00:00 Elemental Gearbolt 00:01:53 Intro 00:03:49 Meribia Mop Up 00:07:35 Nanza Pass East 00:11:32 Nanza 00:15:35 Dirt Surface NPCs 00:19:05 Nanza Basement NPCs 00:30:17 Nanza Upper Level NPCs 00:39:42 Chasing Kyle 00:46:24 Jail 00:55:24 Post Jail 00:59:53 Real Net 01:07:48 Outro

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