Even if you wanted to make this a twist, there’s nowhere to twist. Before we twist it off, we’re revealing the secret true identity of Laike, speaking of plot elements specifically, giving it a yank, turning into a dragon, realizing the Grindery is a Frontier machine, once again imagining a more socially conscious game, consuming sleep medication, debating the ideal final dungeon, leaving our fate in our hands, wishing Nash would behead a lady, overcoming the struggle of being human, eating Ghaleon’s slop, and enduring another dream self-doubt realization sequence. Yes, we will make sure god stays dead.

00:00:00 Spiraling Concept: Foundational Experience 00:03:36 Intro 00:05:30 Laike’s Sword 00:15:20 White Dragon 2 00:17:50 Sega CD Check In 00:27:45 Fortress of Althena I 00:28:16 Royce 00:32:17 Royce II 00:35:43 Fortress of Althena II 00:42:12 Fortress of Althena III 00:51:56 Xenobia 00:58:44 Ship of Regret and Sleep 00:59:04 Real Net 01:06:34 Outro

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Nothing can justify what he has done. Nothing except us reacting incorrectly, marrying a child, debating Ghaleon’s power, exhibiting egregious Mega Man 4 opinions, decoding sunscreen, obeying out of fear and not respect, rescuing a puppy, giving up the drink, realizing Nash deserves nothing, joining in the madness, favoring self determination, referencing “new types,” streaming romantic rhetoric, killing god, trapping everyone in the good vs evil binary, and sacrificing, well, something. Althena gave us free health care and nothing else.

00:00:00 Super Sonic 00:01:40 Intro 00:02:59 Meribia, With Jessica & Mia 00:21:13 Gathering The Boys 00:30:03 Merbia, With Full Party 00:36:46 Black Rose Street, Full Party 00:38:05 Mel’s Mansion, Full Party 00:40:22 Field Trip To Burg’s Cliff 00:49:25 Transmigration Anime 00:58:48 Laike’s Debrief 01:01:02 Real Net 01:03:23 Outro

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Hey kids, weird day, huh? Days like this include human men delivering victory lines, jerking off after the massage, hacking through romance with a machete, losing the cut-scene, ditching the Vader outer wear, failing to keep up with the lore, forming the N.W.O., retiring the Dragon Master gear, sleeping for three days, distinguishing pudding from a smoothie, recognizing Negative Attitude Man, suspecting Eternal Blue is much better, voluntarily contracting rabies, and drinking away our problems. We’re all 15.

00:00:00 Delta Rune 00:00:15 No Title 00:02:25 Intro 00:04:19 We…Won? 00:14:10 Anime 00:18:11 We Lost 00:28:15 Broken Blade 00:34:25 Alex In Mel’s Mansion 00:36:26 Alex In Meribia 00:44:57 Alex In Black Rose Street 00:55:03 Alex At The Meribia Port 00:55:24 Mia & Jessica Consultation 00:57:31 Real Net 01:02:38 Outro

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Has anyone told you that you’re gorgeous? It’s true, as obvious as when we’re rolling a turd, suffering a pincer attack, wishing there were anime in an anime moment, yanking off nipples, adapting dragon technology, vowing to stop a cretin, stumbling into a fairy garden, chafing at a wicked manner, laying off the goblin workforce, shopping at Home Depot, peeling back Chris’ Secret Garden meta layer, searching for the new Golgotha, accepting Phacia’s sacrifice, and engaging in what is surely going to be the final battle. I think his lust for power has enslaved his soul

00:00:00 Salamander 00:02:35 Intro 00:04:32 Outside the Grindery  00:13:07 Grindery Part I 00:19:05 Grindery Part II 00:22:51 My Secret Garden 00:37:00 Grindery Part III 00:41:47 Phacia 00:48:44 Inner Sanctum 00:53:10 Real Net 00:57:08 Outro

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What kind of hero are you if you can’t protect my balloons? Apparently the kind that likes suppressing emotion, drunken-smacking monsters, witnessing a death plunge, wondering where home is, making wings out of fluffy bugs, committing a modern hate crime, spiraling through Paxton/Pullman delirium, losing the power to firm and tone, moving into an empty house, corrupting another save file, using magic to remove clothing, droppin’ dingles in drawers, distributing more gross reptile facts, and spitting bars. You have to admire a pervert with such determination.

00:00:00 Till All Are One 00:02:28 Intro 00:04:46 Oh god, Saith 00:05:06 Oh god, Old Hag 00:05:18 Oh god, Meribia 00:21:11 Oh god, Spring of Transmission 00:22:31 Oh god, Althena’s Shrine 00:23:29 Oh god, Nanza 00:25:46 Bill Paxton Intermission #1 00:30:39 Oh god, Hot Springs 00:31:16 Oh god, Damon’s Spire 00:32:26 Oh god, Lann 00:34:35 Oh god, Reza 00:36:31 Oh god, Iluk 00:39:08 Oh god, Meryod 00:42:14 Oh god, Lyton 00:44:00 Oh god, Tamur 00:46:42 Bill Paxton Intermission #2 00:47:28 Oh god, Pao 00:48:31 Oh god, Myght’s Tower 00:50:03 Real Net 00:50:45 Outro

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This is not the time to get freaky. Ears can’t even do that, but they can hear us resting in a slumber of our design, witnessing a world history event, birthing the Grindery, thinking of the Death Star workers, combining steam with magic, yearning for the True Power of Vane, using a super move reluctantly, testing the limits of forgiveness, working hands to the nape of her neck, making an important decision, suspecting there was going to be a boss fight, wishing for a secret satan, letting the anime breathe, calling it a tie, and wondering if the Grindery is sea worthy. We’re all dead.

00:00:00 Good Job Good Job 00:01:37 Intro 00:03:17 Confronting Ghaleon 00:10:19 Leaving The Frontier 00:19:49 Panic in Vane 00:23:05 Pausing The Panic (Magic Guild NPCs) 00:29:29 Solo Alex NPCs 00:32:26 Alex & Nash NPCs 00:35:05 Full Party NPCs 00:36:15 Silver Spire 00:42:30 Vane vs Grindery 00:46:03 Vane vs Grindery on Sega CD 00:46:52 Post Battle 00:49:19 Oh god, Burg 00:53:20 Real Net 00:55:30 Outro

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This is not a place of contention. It’s a place of listening, and learning while we’re removing the lesbians, damseling workers, assuring the quality of our plumbing, destroying a different black dragon, growing dirt guys, talking to eggs, waiting for a heel to turn face, requiring god juice to live, seeking Althena’s light, understanding the goblin plight, finding the soul of the ethos in NPCs, producing steam rubies, killing an entire town, solving the Taben question mark, ceasing a disobedient course, no-selling Nash’s shit, castrating a nincompoop, and finding forgiveness in our hearts yet again. Did you really think that doing this would make me happy?

00:00:00 Rematch  00:02:50 Intro 00:03:58 Talon Mines / Marke 00:08:51 Approaching Fortress of Ruid 00:12:37 Cadin - Egg Room 00:19:23 Phacia 00:27:25 Infiltrating Ruid 00:33:50 Taben 00:38:05 Mobile Magic Masher 00:49:34 Real Net 00:54:37 Outro

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What’s up pixel perverts? Today we’re blighting the surface for undesirables, rapidly switching discs, realizing the guards can hit, scraping metal out of the dirt, locating the only doctor in the world, experiencing goblin poetry, refusing to serve drinks to miners, dreaming of D Block, goofing into a slur, beating the prisoners, staring down a moral choice, changing hearts and minds, rushing the goblin narrative, playing with piss, and producing an unforgivable font mistake. In the absence of god you must have medicine.

00:00:00 Clair Obscur 00:04:10 Intro 00:05:42 Arriving at The Frontier 00:12:32 Talon 00:16:00 Talon Indoors 00:34:40 Talon Mines 00:39:38 Mid-Cave Miner Hangout 00:49:40 Graveyard 00:53:16 Hostages 01:02:55 Real Net 01:07:22 Outro

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You’re prisoners of foolish ambition. You’re consumers of the pod, an episode in which we’re smelling so sweetly, waiting for Kyle to say it, finally realizing what we should have known, using ass-beating thoughts as a coping mechanism, fighting out of duty, living in the present, becoming a character, deploying a maximally appropriate sound effect, executing the double betrayal, leering at a bromide, refusing to pay for our own engine, demanding more out of Dyne’s past, justifying Nash’s actions, having a power that cannot be measured, and preserving the pooter. Nothing matters now.

00:00:00 Infinite Pause 00:02:35 Intro 00:04:43 Camping at Myght’s Tower (Kyle & Jessica) 00:09:58 Camping at Myght’s Tower (Nash & Mia) 00:15:27 Myghts’s Tower Rooftop Showdown 00:23:35 What Do We Do Now? 00:27:31 Iluk Check 00:29:13 Magic Guild Check 00:33:18 Reza Engine Recovery 00:35:16 Return to Myght’s Tower 00:41:49 Myght’s Tower Rooftop Redux 00:44:26 Real Net 00:47:29 Outro

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Mutant League Football and Mutant League Hockey were convergence points across gross out children’s toys, gratuitous video game violence, and those who dared to dream up sports games for kids who weren’t especially interested in sports. But is it bad when the toilet produces more than it consumes? Eric thought about this for the last five months. It’s the fourth episode of Infinite Perfect.

00:00:00 Violence  00:04:31 Football 00:09:28 Mutant League Football 00:24:21 Mutant League Animation 00:27:31 Gross Toys 00:29:34 Hockey 00:33:28 Hockey Games 00:34:18 Mutant League Hockey 00:44:52 One Good Weekend 00:50:07 Outro