Let the scrubbing commence. Once clean, we're deploying a burgle, only robbing the rich folks, assuming Reza's city planners were children, reading the big book of suckers, imagining "podcasting town," falling off a high horse, tangling undergarments, giving up all passions, becoming the next Chutney Dallas, looping family trees like clover, purifying the soul, feeling manly dirt, fixin' that ice grime, having intercourse communion, and pre-visiting inventor town. Work Hard. Learn Much. Steal All (except for podcasts).

00:00:00 Season 8 Determinations 00:07:40 Intro 00:08:48 Reza NPCs 00:15:22 Reza Indoors 00:31:51 Reza Bar 00:41:21 Male Hot Spring 00:45:09 Iluk 01:00:24 Real Net 01:06:29 Outro

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This is the perfect time to be drinking. With your ears. To us designing secret behavior oppression systems, using outdated language, concentrating blue hair divinity, baking "nookie cookies," wolf whistling a queen, remembering Barney violence, realizing she's jailbait, finally referencing Seinfeld, bumping off, getting rid of the magic gimp, chewing on a tongue, escalating an argument, corrupting a save file, sacrificing liquor to god, and getting burgled at Reza. With hard work, and bad hygiene, you can achieve anything.

00:00:00 Season 8 Seasons 00:02:10 Intro 00:04:07 Nanza With Kyle 00:25:09 South Nanza Pass 00:27:52 Althena's Shrine With Kyle 00:30:37 Burg With Kyle 00:32:02 Saith With Kyle 00:36:55 Meribia With Kyle 00:43:03 Vane With Kyle 00:49:39 Lann With Kyle 00:52:02 Reza 00:57:49 Real Net 01:05:24 Outro

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When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you…in the form of a podcast, where we're suffering cursed mask after effects, removing a reference to childbirth, grossly misinterpreting "girl group," requiring Nash's friendship, setting out on a Dragon Quest, sleeping with the fishes, panty raiding, listening to ABBA all day long, reading a diary to go insane, spanking another bottom, over-inflating a bimbo, letting emotions overrule common sense, demanding anime in society, releasing weasel, adding a fifth hero, and wondering if Kyle or Victor is Kyle's worst enemy. This is a nightmare.

00:00:00 Season 8 Speculation 00:01:47 Intro 00:03:51 Post-Crustacean Magic Guild 00:15:04 Magic Guild NPCs 00:23:27 Vane NPCs 00:28:26 Burg NPCs 00:30:36 Saith NPCs 00:34:17 Meribia NPCs 00:35:33 Althena' Shrine NPCs 00:35:41 Lann NPCs 00:36:05 Kyle 00:53:11 Real Net 00:57:16 Outro

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Are you being able to look into my brain magically? Are you able to ear listen to us yearning for days of wine and song, creating a Hot Rod situation, making sure this Bud's for you, speaking with bad grammar, calling dad by his first name, focusing on the world of nature, staying in the closet, ogling stuff we don't need, establishing the prescient NPC, getting drunk after an argument, building a body for sin, bringing out the slipper-kisser in me, reliving the trauma of the past, and falling down a spiral of regret. No nuts. Only sadness.

00:00:00 Season 8 Speculation 00:02:44 Intro 00:04:07 Mel's Mansion, Post Stone 00:10:01 Meriba Post Stone 00:26:24 Black Rose Post Stone 00:33:03 Althena's Shrine Post Stone 00:34:39 Nanza Barrier Post Stone 00:43:52 Lann Post Stone 00:45:16 Saith Post Stone 00:46:43 Burg Post Stone 00:47:35 Vile Crustacean 00:56:06 Real Net 01:02:08 Outro

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Down here, it doesn't matter. Down here, we're loving when a town turns into a dungeon, keeping the Ramus Shop vibes intact, starting a signal fire, CAPITALIZING words ARBITRARILY, ethically debating nude fortune telling, yacking all over shoes, asking for booze, screaming like a cat in heat, frying bastards alive, exploring tomato broiling technology, really getting into the weeds with flame broilers, getting dad stoned, reading Mel's book titles, and reminiscing Larry Johnson and the value of physical nostalgia. Get out there and be the hero you always talk about becoming.

00:00:00 Nostalgia Timing 00:03:45 Intro 00:06:18 Meribia Imperiled 00:10:35 Ramus' Shop 00:17:38 Black Rose Street Imperiled 00:25:41 Meribian Panic II 00:27:52 Seagull Tavern Panic 00:35:42 Mel's Mansion Panic 00:48:20 Sadness 00:48:48 Mel vs Xenobia 00:55:49 Meribia - Sega CD 00:57:03 Real Net 01:02:15 Outro

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It's painful when the memories return too suddenly. It's less painful when we're stealing villagers for mining work, blowing up a tombstone, revealing Chris' ultimate weirdo secret, counting action figures, seeding rumors of a beautiful singer, shaking the faith of the faithful, extracting lore from the library, taking over the world for non-sexual reasons, psychologically torturing mom, realizing Alex is the last potential Dragon Master, guessing the next three plot points, mistrusting handsome men, confusing GnR with AC/DC, and yanking buns out of a fire. Whatever the problem is, the books will always have an answer.

00:00:00 Suiko Promo 00:02:07 Intro 00:03:50 Burg-er Time 00:05:40 Saith-er Time 00:14:58 Nanza Barrier Time 00:17:43 Lann-er Time 00:18:40 Althena's Shrine-r Time 00:20:43 Vane-r Time 00:24:45 Magic Guild-er Time 00:44:46 Panic In Meribia 00:47:41 Real Net 00:52:30 Outro

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I have so many frightening dreams these days. You have so many Lunar podcasts. This one's got us getting villainously angry at Dyne's Monument, locating a prescient Burg resident, being last beheld, refusing to forgive a loss-causing world, sending in the clowns, executing the perfect anime betrayal, speculating jokerification points, staring a dragon equipment collection, becoming a nasty little stain, mixing titillation with fear, asking Ghaleon to not kill one specific guy, threatening to bite off nuts, and boiling every video game objective down to this question: are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

00:00:00 Tryout Update 00:03:11 Ghaleon at Dyne's Monument 00:06:34 Burg Spring 00:11:59 Not Ghaleon, Dear Quark 00:31:05 Sega CD Ghaleon x Quark 00:37:31 Alex Wakes Up 00:43:05 Back In Burg 00:49:38 Dyne's Monument 00:57:52 Real Net 01:05:22 Outro

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Once more into the poopy pit. Inside that mess we're aspiring to the rank of Dragonmaster, misunderstanding Jessica's social cues, hijacking the seas, letting Jessica cook in Silver Star Harmony, blowing up food, sleeping on the floor, getting my dinghy wet, better concealing the evil in our hearts, hitting Alex with a Trolley Problem, refusing to sign cleavage, suggesting a three way, repairing the marriage for the kid, avoiding hag sister friendship, debunking Fulari, and living a Total Elimination lifestyle. Just kidding, perv.

00:00:00 Fake Net Tryout Eval #1 00:01:44 Intro 00:03:08 Master Mel & Ghaleon 00:08:24 Mel's Mansion Sleepover 00:15:38 Bad Dream 00:17:53 Merbia'n 00:24:17 Boat Trip 00:27:37 Ghaleon x Saith 00:34:30 Ghaleon x Saith Houses 00:43:33 Ghaleon x Old Hag 00:47:47 Ghaleon x Weird Woods 00:48:19 Ghaleon x Burg 00:51:54 Ghaleon x Burg Houses 00:54:40 Real Net 01:02:56 Outro

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Enough with the googoo eyes, you geek. All you need is googoo ears to hear us forcing Mia to take control of the Magic Guild, sequence breaking a heel turn, addressing a problem but refusing to solve it, sniffing Mia's bed sheets, beating the shit out of Lemia, using knowledge of the past to deal with the present, seeking to get railed, ogling at a birdy leggy bromide, becoming a sensual tomboy, only hiring pretty ladies, playing music from Eternal Blue, and marveling at Mary's lust for Sega CD Alex. Loser pays for the drinks.

00:00:00 The Fake Net Is Dead 00:02:40 Intro 00:04:42 Great Hall Debrief 00:12:21 Magic Guild Debrief 00:21:52 Vane Debrief 00:30:20 Spring of Transmission 00:31:00 Althena's Shrine Debrief 00:34:24 Meribia: What's New? 00:45:21 Black Rose Street Debrief 00:50:05 Meribia Dock Debrief 00:50:37 Mel's Mansion 00:52:59 Real Net 00:58:16 Outro

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Show all the true soul of this imposter. Show your ears the tales of us demonstrating bravery, wearing underthings on the dome, prohibiting weapons at church, restoring memory with song, kidnapping singers for occult rituals, going Full Mom, predicting anime, desiring evil mommy punishment, blinging the dragon ring, passing back through the Cave of Trial, sorting through extended Sega CD events, and debuting the world's finest Ghaleon impression. Brought to you by Michael "Rage" Hardy and James "Smarty" Cools.

00:00:00 Let's Be Cops 00:01:09 Intro 00:02:43 Return to Magic Guild 00:07:12 Crystal Tower 00:15:33 Star Chamber 00:26:06 Anime Spiral 00:28:39 Resuming Star Chamber 00:35:40 Sega CD Star Chamber 00:42:14 Star Chamber Debrief 00:47:40 Real Net 00:55:43 Outro

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