Graveyard duck, give me the bag. Inside of this bag you can find us feeling the magic, repeatedly getting lost in the forest, spriting a tree differently, receiving PSP-exclusive Nash backstory, dreaming bloody murder, parting bushes like the red sea, debating the existence of god with children, learning of the nomadic lifestyle, spreading disease, stacking up powerful rugs, violating gift customs, passing out, deleting a joke about Kyle's massive penis, worshipping goat satan, and spreading black power to every corner of the world. Rest well, my ignorant knight.

00:00:00 Chili Powder Fun Dip 00:02:13 Intro 00:03:32 Illusion Forest 00:08:56 Illusion Forest - Night 00:12:53 Illusion Forest - Morning 00:17:49 Pao 00:26:52 Pao Buildings 00:33:15 Tempest 00:40:56 Pao Post Plague 00:44:50 Black Dragon Cave 00:54:53 Real Net 00:57:38 Outro

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The time is at hand to prove the worth of your way. We'll do that by wishing Laike was plausibly nerfed, fearing a bad lore tower, navigating pipes and catwalks, throwing shit out of a magic hat, playing fart sounds, bullying our way into a second airship, buzzing around like a turd-sick gnat, yanking on a face, foreshadowing a betrayal, enforcing the law of the west, engaging in a warrior challenge, replacing a necklace with a manifesto, and feeding cow to a horse. I don't know if we should be getting involved in something kinky like that.

00:00:00 Sandwich 00:01:49 Intro 00:03:12 Climbing Myght's Tower 00:11:50 Myght's Workshop 00:21:37 Sega CD Rooftop 00:23:26 Return to Tamur 00:31:46 Lynch Prevention Squad 00:48:19 Tamur NPC Wrap Up 00:53:04 Real Net 00:57:29 Outro

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No place is safe these days. Not even a podcast, unless we're attempting to define a dragon's lair, animating Phacia's sprite, realizing the bad guys want to kill god, crying at the amusement park, disappointing father, impressing mother, living in the cave forever, taking a dirt nap, threatening a corpse stomp, launching surprise arrows, stonewalling the NPCs, making out with our boyfriend, selling snake oil, talking to horses, wishing we counted quarreling spouses, getting our bloomers in a bunch, and going solo with Laike. He will be a luminous soul in the next world.

00:00:00 I Know What FFVIII Did Last Summer 00:03:05 Intro 00:05:37 Lair of the Blue Dragon Cave 00:21:20 Return to Lyton 00:23:44 World Tour 00:31:37 Tamur Pass 00:42:38 Tamur 00:52:14 Tamur Buildings 01:05:39 Laike 01:13:58 Real Net 01:21:44 Outro

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Is there a reason for these kinds of guys? Podcasters? Guys who are correcting a your/you're situation, reminding teenagers of their mortality, speculating the origin of hole floor dungeons, banging blowing and flicking, eliminating drag references, actually fixing a town, poking dead monsters with a stick, singing songs between two lovers, teleporting to the technodrome, wondering what variety of human god became, breaking the cycle of heroes, swirling around in whirlpools, and getting baked with the Blue Dragon. The anime is too sacred.

00:00:00 Armor of God 00:02:38 Intro 00:04:30 Wind Shrine 00:16:08 Return to Lyton 00:21:43 Return to Lyton Indoors 00:28:42 Blue Dragon Lake Lovers 00:48:24 Blue Dragon Shrine 00:51:55 Blue Dragon 01:00:24 Real Net 01:05:17 Outro

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I'm so hot to trot right now. Stay cool while we're entering a spinning picture cut-scene, falling out of the sky, stealing crashed balloon parts, disregarding mortality, beating perverted slime balls, attempting a ritual, shitting on a tradesman, regretting the fool mirror purchase, choosing bow or cane, producing kindergartener music, simulating the rocking of mother, corrupting a song with monsters, blowing chunks, dreaming of a green-eyed boy, and sulking in a hut while we repeatedly listen to awful music. That's why Chris wears a hat to bed.

00:00:00 Season 8 Will Be… 00:02:48 Intro 00:04:00 Ballooners 00:05:53 Crashed At Reza 00:15:53 Revisiting Iluk 00:21:26 Revisiting Meribia 00:22:06 Revisiting Vane 00:22:57 Crossing Meryod 00:38:33 Lyton 00:49:40 Lyton Houses 00:57:49 Real Net 01:03:30 Outro

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Why don't you come with me? I'm going to take us to a cool place…a podcast. In such a place we're becoming a Thieves Guild member, recalling petty crime stories, developing a third ulcer, spanking another bottom, maintaining the fortune teller bit, calling Ramus a "chuckoid," handing over the blueprints, indulging in floating bug science, encouraging interest in horticulture, bonus dreaming, chilling in a volcano, walking through the flames, and heavily criticizing a dragon's appearance. I'll never be able to understand the criminal mind.

• 00:00:00 Massage Gun
• 00:03:39 Intro
• 00:04:56 Return to Reza
• 00:11:12 Thieves Bazaar
• 00:19:20 Lily's Room
• 00:26:50 Revisiting Burg
• 00:27:21 Revisiting Meribia
• 00:27:43 Revisiting Meryod
• 00:28:12 Iluk - Building the Balloon
• 00:32:36 Fluffy Bug
• 00:35:23 Bug Balloon
• 00:40:01 Balloon Trip
• 00:40:49 Red Dragon Cave
• 00:45:20 Bronze Dogs
• 00:51:06 Red Dragon
• 00:56:40 Real Net
• 00:59:13 Outro

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Knowledge is meaningless if it's not shared with others. Just like podcasts, especially when we're possessing the cornerstone that may become the foundation, confirming remastered butt crack, procuring special knowledge, wishing we were playing N.A.R.C., gaining entrance, neglecting typo correction in the remaster, loving pop quizzes, testing the power of friendship, controlling force, blowing out chocolate chunks, refusing to help yellers, farting old, inventing new typos, appreciating Victor, performing the world's worst collaborative art project, fashioning a jimmy, wishing for a tapeworm, and forcing literacy. He wants to touch it and love it.

• 00:00:00 Season 8 Update
• 00:02:39 Intro
• 00:04:09 More Bath
• 00:07:49 Damon's Tower Floor 1
• 00:20:35 Damon's Tower Floor 2
• 00:29:05 Damon's Tower Floor 3
• 00:37:50 Damon's Tower Floor 4
• 00:43:15 Damon's Tower Floor 5
• 00:51:54 Damon's Tower Floor 6
• 00:57:20 Real Net
• 01:01:07 Outro

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You will live forever. And you will never be alone…as long as you're listening to us fancying a brain lick, nailing non-relatives, regrettably identifying with Nash, pissing wickedly, joshin' guys, biologically challenging a pervert, referencing "♫♫ diarrhea ♫♫ diarrhea ♫♫," getting secret words in a notebook, smelling like booze, wetting a pig trough at sloppin' time, rejecting klan slogans, consulting a magic mirror, readin' self helpin' books, talking a bit about Lunar Remastered, shattering magic with a primal scream, and replacing cunnilingus with karaoke. She can't sing or dance worth beans.

00:00:00 Intro 00:02:17 Meryod Woods 00:06:01 Meryod Pre-Bridge Incident 00:11:28 Meryod Bridge Collapse 00:19:53 Meryod Bar 00:24:53 Meryod Harmony Scene 00:27:46 Meryod Indoors 00:34:35 Luner Remastered Update 00:38:44 Plaster Mel 00:46:36 Real Net 00:51:00 Outro

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Let the scrubbing commence. Once clean, we're deploying a burgle, only robbing the rich folks, assuming Reza's city planners were children, reading the big book of suckers, imagining "podcasting town," falling off a high horse, tangling undergarments, giving up all passions, becoming the next Chutney Dallas, looping family trees like clover, purifying the soul, feeling manly dirt, fixin' that ice grime, having intercourse communion, and pre-visiting inventor town. Work Hard. Learn Much. Steal All (except for podcasts).

00:00:00 Season 8 Determinations 00:07:40 Intro 00:08:48 Reza NPCs 00:15:22 Reza Indoors 00:31:51 Reza Bar 00:41:21 Male Hot Spring 00:45:09 Iluk 01:00:24 Real Net 01:06:29 Outro

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This is the perfect time to be drinking. With your ears. To us designing secret behavior oppression systems, using outdated language, concentrating blue hair divinity, baking "nookie cookies," wolf whistling a queen, remembering Barney violence, realizing she's jailbait, finally referencing Seinfeld, bumping off, getting rid of the magic gimp, chewing on a tongue, escalating an argument, corrupting a save file, sacrificing liquor to god, and getting burgled at Reza. With hard work, and bad hygiene, you can achieve anything.

00:00:00 Season 8 Seasons 00:02:10 Intro 00:04:07 Nanza With Kyle 00:25:09 South Nanza Pass 00:27:52 Althena's Shrine With Kyle 00:30:37 Burg With Kyle 00:32:02 Saith With Kyle 00:36:55 Meribia With Kyle 00:43:03 Vane With Kyle 00:49:39 Lann With Kyle 00:52:02 Reza 00:57:49 Real Net 01:05:24 Outro

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