Shut your sass hole, buddy. From our sass holes we bequeath denying god’s light from the Frontier, showing off our new clothes to everyone in the world, learning more about Alex’s Dad’s Son’s Sister Girlfriend, failing to show love in action, doing weird shit with butter and rubber bands, foreshadowing Nash via doomerism, continuing the denture saga, discussing tortoise turds, telling the same stories over and over, forgetting everything, and receiving the gift of anime. If you’re going to try and swindle the masses, at least make sure to have the details correct. 

00:00:00 The Ivalice Chronicles 00:03:00 Intro 00:04:01 Sega CD Check In 00:09:23 Dragonmaster Goes to Burg 00:21:44 Dragonmaster Goes to Saith 00:39:12 Dragonmaster Goes to Meribia 00:45:14 Dragonmaster Goes to Seagull Tavern 00:47:25 Dragonmaster Goes to Meribia Again 00:50:38 Dragonmaster Goes to Ramus’ Shop 00:53:48 Dragonmaster Goes to Black Rose Street 00:59:32 Dragonmaster Goes to Meribia Docks 01:01:02 Dragonmaster Goes to Mel’s Mansion 01:03:35 Dragonmaster Goes to Althena’s Shrine 01:05:54 Real Net 01:16:49 Outro

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