Lunch After Dark

In this episode Mark and Cody bring back an audience favorite; Would You Rather! Be prepared for some seriously interesting, twisted, and funny questions. The hosts bring back the news section of the show that has been missing for a while, it comes back stronger than ever with stories of a man smoking weed in court, mother and son committing a robbery, cops letting a man in custody escape and hide in the bathroom ceiling, and so much more!

 

 

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News:

Bomb Threat

Robbers Fail

Porsche

Shooting

Bacon

Weed in Court

Prisoner Escapes

Florida

Creepy Sex Doll

PA to FL

Speedo

In this episode Mark and Cody talk about the age gap between themselves. 10 Years is a big differences on the areas they grew up in and more. The host discuss what it was like growing up at different times and how the age gap between them effected their development. The conversation leads them down to the differences between raising kids. The stories also leads them down the road on what they were like as teenagers and how different their kids are compared to their parents. It's an episode full of reminiscing and a little crime mixed in!

 

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In this episode Mark and Cody decide to take it back to the old days and put together an episode full of banter, no news and no facts. The two hosts discuss Adrenaline Junkies and some of the crazy antics they perform, all while sharing stories from their younger days when they sought out that same thrill. Welfare and the thoughts around the misconception that all welfare is bad was another topic the hosts decided to tackle in this episode. Cats, dogs, hamsters and more just so happened to work their way into this episode's wide variety of topics as well. Cody also talks some of the birth of his new daughter and how that experience has changed things in his home as well. 

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In this episode Mark and Cody discuss pedophilia. The two hosts share the definition of what a pedophile is and some warning signs to watch out for, also they discuss a few stories of teachers and more related to the topic all while bringing a sense of humor to break up such a dark topic. 

 

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Definition: 

 

Pedophilia, also spelled paedophilia, also called pedophilic disorder or pedophilia disorder, in conventional usage, a psychosexual disorder, generally affecting adults, characterized by sexual interest in prepubescent children or attempts to engage in sexual acts with prepubescent children. The term was used with that meaning in the psychiatric diagnostic literature prior to the publication of the fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (2013; DSM-5), which replaced pedophilia with pedophilic disorder. As in earlier editions, the DSM-5 classifies the disorder as one of several paraphilic disorders, involving atypical sexual interests, practices, or behaviours (paraphilias). Unlike the earlier editions, however, the DSM-5 explicitly distinguishes between paraphilias and paraphilic disorders, recognizing for the first time that individuals may exhibit or engage in a range of atypical sexual interests, desires, practices, or behaviours that do not, in themselves, constitute mental illnesses

Urban dictionary:

 

The only good thing about them is they drive slowly through the school zone.

People who need to make airplane noises just to get his dick into his girlfriend's mouth.

A type of file you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole.

People who think that the worst thing about bald vagina is to put the diaper back on.

People who run to the Walmart because they heard that the kids' pants were half off.

People who answered "I don't mind! Surprise me!" when the school teacher asked him "Which child is yours!?" in the pick-up time.

People who think that the hardest part in life is trying to fit in.

If they got into a fight with a Chinese, it will be called "Alien vs. Predator".

People whose favorite choir is A flat minor.

People whose favorite position is doggy style because the girls they are fucking are just learning to crawl.

My girlfriend told me last night, "I'm leaving you! I found out that you're a pedophile!"

I replied, "That's a big word for a 5 years old!"

 

Psychology

 

Pedophilia is an ongoing sexual attraction to pre-pubertal children. It is considered a paraphilia, a condition in which a person's sexual arousal and gratification depend on fantasizing about and engaging in sexual behavior that is atypical and extreme. Pedophilia is defined as recurrent and intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors involving sexual activity with a prepubescent child or children—generally age 13 years or younger—over a period of at least six months. Pedophiles are more often men and can be attracted to either or both sexes. How well they relate to adults of the same or opposite sex varies.

 

Pedophilic disorder can be diagnosed in people who are willing to disclose this paraphilia, as well as in people who deny any sexual attraction to children but demonstrate objective evidence of pedophilia. For the condition to be diagnosed, an individual must either act on their sexual urges or experience significant distress or interpersonal difficulty as a result of their urges or fantasies. Without these two criteria, a person may have a pedophilic sexual orientation but not pedophilic disorder.

 

The prevalence of pedophilic disorder is unknown, but the highest possible prevalence in the male population is theorized to be approximately three to five percent. The prevalence in the female population is thought to be a small fraction of the prevalence in males.

 

An estimated 20 percent of American children have been sexually molested, making pedophilia a common paraphilia. Offenders are usually family friends or relatives. Types of activities vary and may include just looking at a child or undressing and touching a child. However, acts often involve oral sex or touching of genitals of the child or the offender. Studies suggest that children who feel uncared for or lonely may be at higher risk for sexual abuse.

 

Warning signa:

Dennis Raymond Ferguson Source: News Limited

The everyman

 

When looking out for a child sex offender, don't be fooled by a person's appearance, outward respectability or importance in the community.

 

Paedophiles are almost always men, more often married adult males and they work in a very wide range of occupations, from unskilled work up to corporate executives.

 

What to look out for is someone who relates better to children than to adults, and has either very few adult friends or whose friends might also be sex offenders.

 

Signs to watch for: paedophiles usually prefer children in one specific age group, such as infants and toddlers, children between six and ten years old, or "tweens" and young teenagers up to the age of 16.

 

Paedophiles can be bisexual but more commonly will prefer children or the one gender, males or females.

 

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Peter gerard boys Source: News Limited

Child-related workers

 

While paedophiles can work anywhere, they do find ways to be around children as often as possible.

 

It may not be their principal profession, such as a teacher or priest, but a voluntary or weekend position as a sports coach, camp counsellor, school bus driver, daycare worker, Boy Scout leader, church or secular youth worker can provide the contact with children they need.

 

Some well-known paedophiles have placed themselves as teachers or leaders of artistic bodies such as dance schools, where they have surrounded themselves with adoring and aspiring performers.

 

Andrew Manners was a convicted paedophile who had committed offences against minors in Queensland in 1998. He was on parole and prohibited from working with children when he surfaced in 2002.

 

Manners turned up as a fill-in teacher at his mother's Scottish dance school, where he was spotted by an observant parole officer.

 

Former performing arts schoolteacher, Peter Gerard Boys, was also a band leader of the musical troupe the Marching Koalas in the NSW Hunter Valley region when, aged in his 40s, he began having a sexual relationship with four of his students.

 

He was convicted and sentenced to eight child sex offences against girls aged 10-16 years, and on his release from prison is believed to have subsequently married one of the girls who had come of age during his incarceration.

 

Watch out for teacher adoration beyond the bounds of a normal crush, accompanied by "secret" phone calls and special individual attention.

 

Happy snappers

 

Paedophiles are enthusiastic collectors of photographs or videos of children, even children who are fully dressed, but preferably, and behind a parent's back, of children half or fully nude or engaged in sexually suggestive or explicit acts. They will have vast image collections, and hidden away a collection of child erotica and child-adult pornography.

 

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Warren Graeme Hayter Source: Supplied

Close relatives and partners

 

The incestuous or family molester is usually an adult male such as the father, stepfather, uncle, grandfather or live-in boyfriend of the mother, who then molests the child or children.

 

Single mothers are easy prey for sexual predators whose real intention is to hit on the child, while continuing a sexual relationship with the mother.

 

The sexual relationship with the child is a secret, and don't expect a usually open child to reveal it.

 

Children are silent for a number of reasons - they may feel "special" with all the attention being paid them, and they may love the abusive adult.

 

Or their silence may be achieved by the abuser threatening the child with splitting up or somehow damaging the family if he or she reveals the relationship, or by making the victim feel they are dirty, naughty and to blame for what has occurred.

 

A person concerned about child molestation going on in a relative's home may be surprised to know that the mother of the child is aware, and complicit, for similar reasons of feeling intimidated by the molester and not wanting the "family" to split up should the situation be revealed.

 

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raymond barry cornwall Source: Splash News Australia

The gift giver

 

Beware of toys or gifts from an unknown source turning up in your child's possession. Paedophiles often like to "buy" your child with presents and often can, in a twisted manner, portray the child as the sexual aggressor after the victim realises he or she can bargain for toys, clothes, outings or games by withholding sexual "favours".

 

The always available babysitter

 

Often a single male with no friends, this sort of paedophile will place himself in a situation where he becomes the trusted babysitter, often for the children of several, usually single parent families.

 

The mothers regard him as a godsend, who will safely mind their children while they go to work, or go out with their friends.

 

In many cases the single parent is unable to provide the support the children need, leaving the scene wide open for the child molester to play "uncle" and provide care, attention and "fun".

 

Many paedophiles seek out mothers of single-parent families for the purpose of victimising their children, which may have been the case with loner Michael Guider, who regularly babysat a group of children and while their mothers were absent, drugged the girls and photographed them naked.

 

He was most fond of Samantha Knight, the pretty Bondi nine-year-old who went missing in 1986.

 

Guider eventually pleaded guilty to her manslaughter, claiming he had accidentally overdosed her. Samantha's body has never been found.

 

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alexandria brookes Source: Supplied

The internet groomer

 

While children can be critical of a person's appearance and likely to suspect an ugly misfit, the internet has paved the way for weirdos to connect.

 

Paedophiles can still be outcasts and loners, but the internet is their ideal social tool.

 

They exchange information with other like-minded people via chatrooms and message boards about which children to target, how to groom a child and how to set up a meeting to seduce the child with the least risk of getting caught.

 

The damaged

 

Paedophiles are often the victims of child molestation themselves.

 

Paedophiles who were child molestation victims frequently seek out children at the age or stage of physical development at which they were molested, and are able to more easily justify their repetition of history.

 

They may network with others like them whose beliefs and practices are that sex with children is acceptable.

 

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How do you spot a paedophile? Here's a guide Source: Supplied

The good-looking charmer

 

People tend to judges others by their superficial appearances, and paedophiles can be charming, attractive men with social graces and an easy manner.

 

They may be respected community members.

 

They know how to play upon a child's need for attention and affection and come across as being helpful and trustworthy.

 

What they are doing is grooming the child or children - they often target groups of young people, particularly neighbourhood kids.

 

They will invite the children over to watch movies, eat and offers to take them out on trips to "fun" locations, such as the zoo, the park, the amusement arcade.

 

They spend as much time as possible making the children like them and even craving their attention as an after school treat.

 

They will touch the children in playful ways, playing special "games" eventually meant to culminate in sexual contact.

 

This is particularly easy if there is no father figure in the children's lives.

 

Make sure your kids tell you exactly what the neighbour has been doing with them.

 

Particularly watch for adults who "love talk" children, speaking to them in a manner they would a lover or spouse

https://themindunleashed.com/2019/06/alabama-passes-bill-child-molesters-chemical-castration.html

In this episode Mark and Cody discuss plastic surgery! Learn the stats, cost, side effects, and more in this episode. The news section in this episode is a special one consisting of some tales of surgeries gone wrong, rotting flesh, sunken skin, oozing, and severe infection and then some. The hosts of the Lunch After Dark podcast would like to say: “Be careful; some discounts may not be worth it!”

 

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What is plastic surgery?

 

It is a common misunderstanding that the word plastic in plastic surgery means artificial. Rather, the word originated from the ancient Greek word plastikos, which means to mold or give form. Plastic surgery is a surgical specialty involved with both the improvement in a person's appearance and the reconstruction of facial and body tissue defects due to illness, trauma, or birth disorders.

 

Plastic surgery restores and improves function, as well as appearance. It can involve surgery on any part of the anatomy, except the central nervous system, including:

 

Skin (including skin cancer, scars, burns, birthmarks, and tattoo removal)

 

Maxillofacial (the facial skeleton)

 

Congenital anomalies (including deformed ears, cleft palate, and cleft lip)

It is important to select a doctor who is certified in plastic surgery by the American Board of Plastic Surgery. Generally, a surgeon who is board-certified in plastic surgery has graduated from an accredited medical school and has completed at least 5 years of graduate medical education--usually 3 years of general surgery and 2 years of plastic surgery. In addition, the surgeon must practice plastic surgery for 2 years and pass comprehensive written and oral exams to become board-certified. Board certification is renewed every 10 years to ensure ongoing competency in the specialty.

 

What does plastic surgery include?

 

Plastic surgery includes both reconstructive and aesthetic (cosmetic) procedures:

 

Reconstructive plastic surgery

In general, reconstructive surgery is done on abnormal structures of the body that may be caused by the following:

 

Trauma

 

Infection

 

Developmental abnormalities

 

Congenital (present at birth) anomalies

 

Disease

 

Tumors

 

This type of surgery is usually done to improve function but may also be done to change appearance.

 

Cosmetic (aesthetic) plastic surgery

Cosmetic surgery is done to repair or reshape otherwise normal structures of the body, generally, to improve appearance

 

Top 5 Cosmetic Surgical and Minimally-Invasive Procedures:

 

Of the more than 1.8 million cosmetic surgical procedures performed in 2018, the top 5 were:

 

Breast augmentation (313,735 procedures, up 4 percent from 2017)

Liposuction (258,558 procedures, up 5 percent from 2017)

Nose reshaping (213,780 procedures, down 2 percent from 2017)

Eyelid surgery (206,529 procedures, down 1 percent from 2017)

Tummy tuck (130,081 procedures, about the same as 2017)

Among the 15.9 million cosmetic minimally-invasive procedures performed in 2018, the top 5 were:

 

Botulinum Toxin Type A (7.44 million procedures, up 3 percent from 2017)

Soft Tissue Fillers (2.68 million procedures, up 2 percent from 2017)

Chemical Peel (1.38 million procedures, up 1 percent since 2017)

Laser hair removal (1.1 million procedures, down 1 percent from 2017)

Microdermabrasion (709,413 procedures, down 4% from 2017)

Year of the Body:

 

Three of the top five surgical procedures focus on the body, and in 2018, there was an increase in all three. In fact, there were more than 12,000 more liposuction procedures performed in 2018 than in 2017, while breast augmentations increased by four percent. There were also surges in other body-sculpting procedures like buttock augmentations and thigh lifts.

 

Funny Surgery:

 

https://www.rd.com/advice/work-career/craziest-requests-plastic-surgeons-have-ever-received/

 

https://www.foxnews.com/health/plastic-surgery-horror-stories-2019

 

https://www.healthline.com/health/most-common-plastic-surgery-complications

In this episode Cody and Mark discuss Groundhog Day and it's origin. Learn about the beginning of the holiday and more; such as the mishaps of the animals that are involved in the holiday. Did you know a mayor dropped a groundhog and it later died due to the events that happen on the holiday? Learn about this and more in this episode! In the random news section of the show Mark and Cody share  stories that involve a Minnie Mouse beat down, brother robbing brother, overflowing gas in a boat and more!

 

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Info:

 

What is Groundhog day? When did it start?

 

On February 2, 1887, Groundhog Day, featuring a rodent meteorologist, is celebrated for the first time at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. According to tradition, if a groundhog comes out of its hole on this day and sees its shadow, it gets scared and runs back into its burrow, predicting six more weeks of winter weather; no shadow means an early spring.

 

Groundhog Day has its roots in the ancient Christian tradition of Candlemas, when clergy would bless and distribute candles needed for winter. The candles represented how long and cold the winter would be. Germans expanded on this concept by selecting an animal–the hedgehog–as a means of predicting weather. Once they came to America, German settlers in Pennsylvania continued the tradition, although they switched from hedgehogs to groundhogs, which were plentiful in the Keystone State

Groundhogs go into hibernation in the late fall; during this time, their body temperatures drop significantly, their heartbeats slow from 80 to five beats per minute and they can lose 30 percent of their body fat. In February, male groundhogs emerge from their burrows to look for a mate (not to predict the weather) before going underground again. They come out of hibernation for good in March.

 

In 1887, a newspaper editor belonging to a group of groundhog hunters from Punxsutawney called the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club declared that Phil, the Punxsutawney groundhog, was America’s only true weather-forecasting groundhog. The line of groundhogs that have since been known as Phil might be America’s most famous groundhogs, but other towns across North America now have their own weather-predicting rodents, from Birmingham Bill to Staten Island Chuck to Shubenacadie Sam in Canada

 

Did you know?

 

Today, most people know about the legend of the groundhog: If he sees his shadow on this day, there will be six more weeks of wintry weather; if he doesn’t, then spring weather is right around the corner.

 

However, what most don’t realize is that Groundhog Day is actually rooted in astronomy. The date is tied to the movement of the Earth around the Sun; it marks the approximate halfway point between the winter solstice and the spring equinox! (Note: This is true for the Northern Hemisphere. In the Southern Hemisphere, Groundhog Day marks the halfway point between the summer solstice and the autumnal equinox.)

GroundHog Day Movie:

 

A cynical TV weatherman finds himself reliving the same day over and over again when he goes on location to the small town of Punxsutawney to film a report about their annual Groundhog Day. His predicament drives him to distraction, until he sees a way of turning the situation to his advantage.

 

Stars: Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell

 

Movie Trivia:

 

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/happy-groundhog-day-heres-5-769137

Funny Groundhog Day News:

 

https://bestlifeonline.com/hilarious-groundhog-day/

 

https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/460011002

News:

 

Table Dancing

 

Gas

 

Robbing Brother

 

Minnie Mouse

 

Crossing Guard

In this episode Mark and Cody discuss Meth! It’s all about Meth and drugs in this episode. Personal experiences with drugs and other mind altering substances, people that the hosts know who suffer, and also some information on what Meth is and how it effects the body.

 

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What is meth?

Methamphetamine is a powerful, highlyaddictive stimulant that affects the central nervous system. Also known asmeth, blue, ice, and crystal, among many other terms, it takes the form of awhite, odorless, bitter-tasting crystalline powder that easily dissolves inwater or alcohol.

Methamphetamine was developed early inthe 20th century from its parent drug, amphetamine, and was used originally innasal decongestants and bronchial inhalers. Like amphetamine, methamphetaminecauses increased activity and talkativeness, decreased appetite, and apleasurable sense of well-being or euphoria. However, methamphetamine differsfrom amphetamine in that, at comparable doses, much greater amounts of the drugget into the brain, making it a more potent stimulant.38 It also haslonger-lasting and more harmful effects on the central nervous system.39 Thesecharacteristics make it a drug with high potential for widespread misuse.

Methamphetamine has been classified bythe U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration as a Schedule II stimulant, whichmakes it legally available only through a nonrefillable prescription. Medicallyit may be indicated for the treatment of attention deficit hyperactivitydisorder (ADHD) and as a short-term component of weight-loss treatments, but theseuses are limited and it is rarely prescribed; also, the prescribed doses arefar lower than those typically misused.

The extreme psychological and physicaltoll that meth takes on the body makes it one of the most dangerous drugs onthe market. Meth deeply affects both a user’s brain and body, and thesesymptoms and warning signs are visible in a variety of ways.

One of the first symptoms of meth abuseis a sudden loss of interest in areas of life that were once important to theperson. Hobbies, relationships, and career goals will all begin to take a backseat to getting and using meth. Initially, many people will attempt to hidetheir drug use, but the longer someone uses meth, the more prominent it becomesin their lives. Methamphetamine chemically alters how a user thinks and feels,which can make what was once a recreational drug activity a major life priority.

People abusing or addicted to meth willexhibit a variety of behavioral and physical symptoms. Some of the most commonsigns of meth use include:

Hyperactivity

Twitching, facial tics, jerky movements

Paranoia

Dilated pupils

Noticeable and sudden weight loss

Skin sores

Rapid eye movement

Reduced appetite

Agitation

Burns, particularly on the lips orfingers

Erratic sleeping patterns

Rotting teeth

Outbursts or mood swings

Extreme weight loss

 

Another telling symptom of meth use is“tweaking” – a period of anxiety and insomnia that can last for 3 to 15 days.Tweaking occurs at the end of a drug binge when a person using meth can’tachieve a rush or high any longer. Tweaking can cause psychological sideeffects, such as paranoia, irritability, and confusion due to the desperationto use again. Tweaking from meth can also cause people to experiencehallucinations and become prone to violent behavior.

Another sign that someone is using methis the crash phase. During this period, the body is deprived of the dopaminethat meth was previously supplying and causes extreme exhaustion. A crash canlast anywhere from 1 to 3 days and is characterized by long periods of sleep,intense drug cravings, and depression

News:

Sick. "Jealous of your daughter'sboyfriend? Help her inject him with a meth overdose, bury him in a shallowgrave, then marry her yourself. It's the West Virginia way"

https://m.fark.com/goto/10625421/nypost.com/2019/11/18/dad-marries-daughter-has-sex-with-her-after-allegedly-killing-man-together-cop

Dumbass. "Fifty pounds of meth?Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend not being able to answer basicquestions in Bellingham with that"

https://m.fark.com/goto/10686990/www.kiro7.com/news/local/50-pounds-meth-seized-during-bellingham-traffic-stop/3KS6WXMRS5EORL3LLWUMAV

Dumbass. "Take note, Farkers."Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriersfrom the swift completion of their appointed rounds" does not apply tometh"

https://m.fark.com/goto/10679924/www.redandblack.com/athensnews/athens-couple-sentenced-to-federal-prison-for-mailing-meth-through/ar

Scary. "'Meth-induced paranoia' +AR-15 + Oklahoma RV Park"

https://m.fark.com/goto/10679524/kfor.com/2020/01/14/stray-bullet-narrowly-misses-garvin-county-couples-bed-after-neighbor-shoots-ar-

Follow up "Meth = Kryptonite"

https://m.fark.com/goto/10676153/pagesix.com/2020/01/11/hollywood-superman-suffocated-to-death-in-donation-bin-while-high-on-meth/%3F

Weeners "Man high on meth beats 15cops while beating"

https://m.fark.com/goto/10674114/www.wehodaily.com/news/man-high-on-meth-fights-off-15-police-officers-while-masturbating/%3Futm_sour

Dumbass "In today's "how inthe hell is this not a Florida story," Louisiana woman busted after hidingmeth in box labeled "dope""

https://m.fark.com/goto/10671493/710keel.com/monroe-woman-busted-for-hiding-meth-in-container-labeled-dope/%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm

Dumbass "Advice to drivers: Don'tpark illegally in handicapped-accessible spot if you have meth in the car"

https://m.fark.com/goto/10660942/www.omaha.com/news/crime/advice-to-drivers-don-t-park-illegally-in-handicapped-accessible/article_91

Amusing "Man on scooter tries tooutrun police, all the while trying to ditch pills, heroin and meth. Chase endswhen scooter finally falls over"

https://m.fark.com/goto/10658186/www.wishtv.com/news/crime-watch-8/man-on-scooter-leads-police-on-chase-arrested-for-meth-heroin/%3Fu

Sick "Alaska man smuggles $400K ofheroin and meth inside rancid goat intestines. That's offal"

https://m.fark.com/goto/10632292/news.yahoo.com/alaska-man-attempted-smuggle-400k-025929018.html%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dw

Support:

 

With all that being said if you orsomeone you know may be addicted to meth and want treatment then please callthe American Addictions Center. Their number is 18889692341.

Part Two of the vacation episodes, in this episode Mark and Cody focus on mainly the news there are plenty of gems. Stealing are car with a goat at a sex shop, sacrifice a McDonald's worker for sauce, and even being shot of drinking a Dr. Pepper. All this and more in the latest episode of The Lunch After Dark podcast.

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 News:

 

Florida  “Florida man tries to kidnap a boy at the Viaport mall and he would of gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those damn kids”

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/children-teen-jump-florida-man-who-tried-kidnap-their-friend-mall-police-say/6GWGZO6LMJCGTAEQZT72CDTBRU/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

Weird  “To kick off 2020 we have a methbilly, a carjacking, a pet goat, an adult store, and a mugshot that says “you can catch me but you can’t make me feel guilty”

https://ktul.com/news/local/suspect-arrested-after-kidnapping-man-goat?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

Creepy  “Way to play the stereotype about facial tattoos”

https://news.yahoo.com/couple-gets-engaged-uses-3d-214217351.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZmFyay5jb20vZ290by8xMDY2NjU0My9uZXdzLnlhaG9vLmNvbS9jb3VwbGUtZ2V0cy1lbmdhZ2VkLXVzZXMtM2QtMjE0MjE3MzUxLmh0bWwlM0Z1dG1fc291cmNlJTNEZmFyayUyNnV0bV9tZWRpdW0lM0R3ZWJzaXRl&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADq7jFJmN85C0KHdL9B9mcqf71hcTNTb62fisWc6llzzu2XMSNb62oELj0bLGtYVQuMlDUIuMzunIor-PbXpTtsh2eXZslLx6LhL3cMN6Tu8sQhE2qrgkDGxAVJRlQUQ4pgQcdh4NXpj01uizdyy9nvEcWA5V7_qR2YC4mH5fg8M&_guc_consent_skip=15w78059509

 

Florida  “Meth leads to being naked, believing you’re a dog; resulting in biting police dog? ….Oh Florida”

https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-florida-man-meth-bites-dog-assault-cop

 

Dumbass  “Don’t ever drink daddys last Dr. Pepper”

https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-man-gun-son-dr-pepper

Florida  “ATTENTION: love chicken tenders? Love Manatees? Get the best of both worlds for only 5 Gs.”

https://www.nwfdailynews.com/zz/news/20200103/florida-woman-selling-manatee-shaped-chicken-tender-for-5000?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

Sick  “Wisconsin teacher admits to defecating in park for 2 years”

https://fox6now.com/2020/01/02/wisconsin-teacher-admits-to-defecating-in-park-for-2-years/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

FROM A DIFFERENT SITE

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-philippines-poop-bricks/philippine-students-turn-littered-dog-poo-into-bricks-idUSKBN1XU152

Amusing  “want to divorce your wife but don’t want to pay all that alimony? Well, here ya go”

https://m.chron.com/neighborhood/champions-klein/article/Next-level-ghosting-Klein-man-forged-divorce-14446571.php?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

Strange "woman takes her food WAY to serious"

https://nypost.com/2020/01/07/florida-woman-arrested-for-threatening-to-get-mcdonalds-sauce-by-any-means-necessary/

Amusing "Polly would do anything to get a cracker, even get the police to help"

 

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5e136109e4b0843d36167007

Strange "don't you hate when you steal a car and there is a goat a long for the ride?"

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5e0e27d2c5b6b5a713b73818

Strange "no ma'am dog urine does not count for your drug test"

 

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5e0d1056e4b0843d360d6c0c

Weird "English teachers may fail you time to time but when they fail it's pretty great"

 

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5e0e4708e4b0843d360f96a5

 

Weird "do you have any moooooore sugar neighbor?"

 

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/01/07/Doorbell-camera-records-cows-late-night-front-porch-visit/8281578426514/?sl=3

 

Amusing "car wash? Nah, can bath"

 

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/01/03/Car-submerged-in-pool-at-Florida-hotel/3761578082607/?sl=18

 

Scary "there is way worse than anchovies with your pizza"

 

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/01/02/North-Carolina-couple-find-snake-cooking-with-their-pizza/9711577983972/?sl=13

 

Strange "looks like Santa forgot one"

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/12/30/Police-Reported-home-intruder-was-a-confused-deer/2551577737541/?sl=5

In this episode Mark and Cody discuss crazy people, vacations, and some behind the scenes things about the show. This episode is a special two part episode to provide extra content while Mark is on vacation. The news segment of the show will be released in the following week as a stand alone episode.

 

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In this episode Mark and Cody discuss cursing, buying tobacco after 21, drugs tests for jobs and more. In the news section some of the stories revolve around peeing in a terminal, waking up to your toe being sucked, and a 20 year old McDonald’s hamburger.

 

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News:

 

Sexually Abusing Goat

20 Year Old Burger

Amazon Pizza

11 Shots

K9

 

College Maid

 

Bridge Jumpers

 

Emotional Support Coyote

 

Terminal Pissing

Toe Sucker