take a good look at yourself you piece of garbage. In this exciting and fresh episode of Lunch Meat, Chris and Brad enter the echo chamber fueled by Bang Energy and Celsius (with a touch of biotin for hair growth). The guys recap a chaotic Thanksgiving involving segregated celebrations, brad bombing at the dinner table with his "Good Order" bit, and the existential dread of family members asking if they like stand-up comedy.

Brad opens up his "Bradley Facts" Letterboxd account to share some controversial reviews of Empire Strikes Back and disturbing theories about Doc Brown’s original dog in Back to the Future. The episode culminates in a randomly generated topic—"Whatever Happened to the Milkman?"—which spirals into a forty-minute Oscar-bait movie pitch. The duo develops a multi-timeline cinematic universe starring Tiberius Pickup Sticks, featuring chapters based on Parasite, Green Book, and Spotlight.

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Well here we go again. Brad wont shut the hell up about Indiana jones. I think he want to marry him. plus more of that good old fashioned Lunch Meat that's good enough to write home about. Lunch Meat!

In this episode of Lunch Meat, Brad and Chris are officially "anti-sponsored" by Celsius, opting instead to crack open cans of Ghost Energy (specifically the "Ghost of Helen Keller" and "Strawbango" flavors). The dynamic duo kicks things off with some trivia about the 1970s Incredible Hulk TV series before stumbling into a massive realization: Chris’s middle name is Robin, making him the real-life Christopher Robin of Winnie the Pooh fame.

The guys debate which fictional world they would choose to live in—narrowing it down between Narnia and Harry Potter—and discuss the lack of bathroom etiquette at the gym. Chris delivers a concerning installment of the "Hot Shit 5-Minute Diary" involving a green, foamy "macchiato," prompting a look into digestive health.

Finally, the hosts dip into the [email protected] inbox to roast listeners asking for relationship advice, suggesting one listener flee the country to avoid a breakup and telling another to embrace their failure.

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The guys debate which cartoon animals are the most attractive (Maid Marian vs. Judy Hopps) and discuss the cinematic potential of Owen Wilson starring as a fish. The random topic generator leads to emotional confessions about crying during Toy Story 3 and Les Misérables, followed by a heated debate on the existence of historical giants. Finally, the duo engages in an extended office roleplay scenario involving syrup pens, paperclip theft, and the "Croissant Retard."

Plus more of that fantastic taste of the classic Lunch Meat you've come to love and respect and share with your family. Lunch Meat!

Oh boy Geronimo and Sitting Bull, the boys have really stepped in it this time. The boys went and sawwed Wicked: For Good, and boy oh boy was it a steaming pile of ox dung! The boys discuss the confusing continuity of Wicked and the blatant erasure of munchkin representation in Oz, we get into the erotic potential of the Scarecrow’s burlap face, and it looks like there be emerald in the magic city. What will happen when Brad attempts to navigate a week of theater-induced constipation? Tune in to find out.

who what when where and why don't ya just go and do it with them big ole boots. It's another installation of your favorite podcast that you love and respect enough to show your mother. It's classic Lunch - so to speak. sit, down, relax, find a chair, and have a seat. Tell your mother, tell your father, tell all your kids. if you don't have kids, make some, it's easy and free. Lunch Meat!

Howdy Partner, the boys have gone and done it once again.. This week we discuss the erotic potential of car insurance mascots, we get into the dark behind-the-scenes secrets of The Wizard of Oz, and it looks like we've found a new harvest of sarsaparilla in them fields over yonder.. What will happen when Brad eats an entire rotisserie chicken and tries to navigate a week of "double sex"? Tune in to find out.

What in the Sam Hill don't you see the boys have went and stuck a pig on Tuesday. It's part 2 of our visit with Chris Keene. Won't you listen? please. I asked nicely. Do it, or I'll show you who's the boss. that's right, all the tea. Lunch Meat!

Whoah boy steady there! A very special guest this week - Chris Keene! You've probably seen him haunting your local dive bar slipping mickeys to another potential backstage Betty. But this week he takes a break from his usual predatory behavior to sit down with the Lunch Bunch and discuss Alexandria Ocasio Cardezify, the merits of taxation, and other exciting topics from all around the world of splendor! We got into it so deep that we had to slice this one up into two parts! wont you stop by and have a spell? Lunch Meat!

What in the tuberculosis hard tack varmint tarnation, the boys have really gone and done it again. This week we discuss the grim reality of "seasonal affective disorder" in sunny Los Angeles, we get into the questionable logistics of a 24-hour laundromat phone call, and it looks like we've struck a vein of copper in the mines. What will happen when Brad attempts to convince everyone he's not in love with his ex-girlfriend while simultaneously writing a love song about tracking her? Tune in to find out.