Lunch Meat

What in the tuberculosis hard tack varmint tarnation, the boys have really gone and done it again. This week we discuss the grim reality of "seasonal affective disorder" in sunny Los Angeles, we get into the questionable logistics of a 24-hour laundromat phone call, and it looks like we've struck a vein of copper in the mines. What will happen when Brad attempts to convince everyone he's not in love with his ex-girlfriend while simultaneously writing a love song about tracking her? Tune in to find out.

What in tarnation?! the boys have really stepped in it this time. This week we discuss the finer points of dating a tobacco-chewing Playboy model, we get into the high-stakes world of El Pollo Loco salsa theft, and it looks like we've struck a vein of pure chaos. What will happen when a sudden bowel movement forces a sacrifice of footwear? Tune in to find out.

take a good look at yourself you piece of garbage. In this exciting and fresh episode of Lunch Meat, Chris and Brad enter the echo chamber fueled by Bang Energy and Celsius (with a touch of biotin for hair growth). The guys recap a chaotic Thanksgiving involving segregated celebrations, brad bombing at the dinner table with his "Good Order" bit, and the existential dread of family members asking if they like stand-up comedy.

Brad opens up his "Bradley Facts" Letterboxd account to share some controversial reviews of Empire Strikes Back and disturbing theories about Doc Brown’s original dog in Back to the Future. The episode culminates in a randomly generated topic—"Whatever Happened to the Milkman?"—which spirals into a forty-minute Oscar-bait movie pitch. The duo develops a multi-timeline cinematic universe starring Tiberius Pickup Sticks, featuring chapters based on Parasite, Green Book, and Spotlight.

Now sit down shut your lips and listen. Lunch Meat!

Oh boy Howdy, what have the boys gotten themselves into this time? this week we discuss the decline of trick-or-treat parenting and the logistics of razor-filled apples, we get into Chris's two disastrous run-ins with Nickelodeon star Drake Bell, and it looks like there be gold up in them hills. what will happen when Arthur Morgan prevents Brad from having sex with his girlfriend? tune in to find out.

Good golly gosh I don't think we're in Kansas anymore! The boys sit down after their viewing of Wicked: For Good, a heaping pile of dog shit.

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Oh boy don'cha know it the boys are back in the saddle again! A new segment, "Chris' Questions" fails to take off, "Brad's Hypotheticals" might have some steam, plus more of the good ole' fashioned Lunch Meat you've been discussing with colleagues around the water cooler at the firm.

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(at least) An exclusive podcast episode every Sunday with video where you can see Chris’ living room and Brad’s hot little outfits.

Plus much more to come!

Happy Thanksgiving. Brad Is out of town for Thanksgiving so Chris took it upon himself to bring you a special solo episode. Short and sweet.

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(at least) An exclusive podcast episode every Sunday with video where you can see Chris’ living room and Brad’s hot little outfits.

Plus much more to come!

(at least) An exclusive podcast episode every Sunday with video where you can see Chris’ living room and Brad’s hot little outfits.

Plus much more to come!

The boys are at it again! Brad's liaison with a chosen person of Israel just minutes before our meeting has cured his seasonal depression and a discussion concerning the subject arises.. The boys talk movies, as well as motion pictures and films. Have you ever wondered what squirt is? Find out now!

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(at least) An exclusive podcast episode every Sunday with video where you can see Chris’ living room and Brad’s hot little outfits.

Plus much more to come!

The boys are up to their old tricks again!

Brad gets over his seasonal depression long enough to talk about his love for Disneyland (which is stupid and childish, this is Chris writing this by the way)

And some more of that classic Lunch Meat you've all come to appreciate and respect.

This episode was cut down for time, but the rest of it is on Patreon, for free!

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(at least) An exclusive podcast episode every Sunday with video where you can see Chris’ living room and Brad’s hot little outfits.

Plus much more to come!