Not and April Fool's Joke: We will actually get to see the previously shelved 'Coyote vs. Acme' movie after all!! Florida Woman charged in conch shell attack on acquaintance, Man was spotted on a Texas highway doing 65 mph...on an e-scooter

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Georgia woman survives car crash only to escape and die in freak accident, Say again: New study confirms women actually DO have better hearing than men, The long Indian nightmare has ended: The notorious 'Poop & Run' thief has been captured

The private German space industry off to a rough start as first test flight explodes seconds after attempted launch, Tucson doctor gets probation in illegal dog-surgery case...animal advocates displeased with light sentence, New road design was in hopes of slowing down drivers in residential area...now everyone is pissed

Idaho governor signs bill into law that will criminalize public breast exposure as well as those wonderful 'truck nuts', According to GQ magazine, 'grandpa sneakers are now cool, Brace yourself for more Fyre Festival 2 'news'...moving to a new location 2 months out and with only one confirmed 'act'

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Rapper 'Young Scooter' dead after jumping fence while running from police, Man arrested in Provo, Utah after entering restaurant naked and 'flexing muscles aggressively', Portland resident would really like to know who has made it a habit of dumping gallon-size jugs of urine into his recycling bins

Drawing bought for $12 in Pennsylvania might be an authentic Pierre-Auguste Renoir, 'March Napness' bracket tracks hibernation habits of sanctuary bears, Shopper is curious as to why the Walmart in Anchorage, Alaska has the SPAM locked up, Man plays 6-6-6 in Daily 3 lottery contest and then good things happened

Recap of The Good, The Bad & The Ugly newsmakers of the week

66-year-old German woman gives birth to 10th child...there was not in vitro involved, Talk about bad luck: Michigan resident dies of rabies after undergoing organ transplant in Ohio, The weather is warming up...time for a nice bowl of breast milk ice cream