This morning's crazy news

5:35 Idiotology 101: man sets underwear on fire and cause evacuation of Walgreens, Phoenix man texts photos of himself urinating in ex-girlfriend's car, Man gets an $870,000 settlement after doctor removes wrong testicle, Florida Man put a moustrap in his mailbox to catch mail thief--ends up catching mailman

The Sports Page w/ Mike Bianchi: Sentinel sports columnist and radio host with the day's sports news, opinion and analysis

8:35 Idiotology 101: Why using Coca-Cola as tanning oil is a terrible idea, HS basketball coaches fired after using school bus to buy beer, Town in Illinois fight proposed Chuck R Cheese, Snortable chocolate has arrived in America

Huddle Up With The Coach, Marc Daniels: Play-by-play voice for our UCF Knights with sports news, analysis and opinion

6:35 Idiotology 101: Alarm clock dropped inside wall goes off daily for 13 years, Teen police cadets accused of stealing police cars, Farmer dies after pig bit off his penis and three fingers, Olympic long jumper loses her wig

5:35 Idiotology 101: Freak accident involving wine glasses and a golf cart leaves woman dead, Saudi Arabia replaces woman in ad for an inflatable pool with a beach ball, woman chains herself to her bed for 11 days in effort to quit smoking, Rapper knocked out cold while performing in San Diego

6:35 Idiotology 101: The owner of the 'Naut Guilty' boat was found not guilty in court, Man angry over onions on his food exposes himself then threatens to shoot restaurant staff, CVS shopper shows obscene video to cashier and manager, Investigators hope video will help catch man who stole 37 braille signs from Colorado hiking trail

The Sports Page w/ Mike Bianchi: Newspaper sports columnist and radio host with the day's sports news, opinion and analysis

Scummer of the Week: The worst humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title