5:35 Idiotology 101: Dutch King has been moonlighting as a commercial airline co-pilot for 20 years, Man sues woman for $17.31 movie ticket after bad date, People are marrying themselves and it's called 'sologamy', Texas man shares life and bed with two women

6:35 Idiotology 101: Cyclist celebrates stage win a lap early and ends up finishing 148th as pack roars by, Bear comes down from tree at elementary school after 11 hours--immediately climbs another tree at school, Man handed life sentence after murdering his sister's boyfriend over pepperoni Hot Pockets, Tiny House is smashed to bit after colliding with low overpass

The Sports Page w/ Mike Bianchi: newspaper sports columnist and radio host with the day's sports news, analysis and opinion

Scummer of the Week: The worst humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title

8:35 Idiotology 101: Pizza Hut supervisor pepper-sprays employee after argument, Ex-judge sentenced for seeking wife's texting records for beer & money from FBI agent, Swedish town rejects proposal to grant paid sex break to workers, Zimbabwean pastor claims he's got God's phone number

Huddle Up With The Coach, Marc Daniels: The play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights with the days sports news, analysis and opinion

5:35 Idiotology 101: Georgia death row inmate's last words were an insult, Teen sets fire to ATM then urinates on flames to try and extinguish the blaze, Arkansas man accused of performing sex act on himself in Payless shoe store, Shotgunning a beer for dummies

6:35 Idiotology 101: 6-yr-old with 40 cents tried to buy his mom a TV for Mother's Day, Mother upset over child's math homework involving hair extensions, Families get into fist fight over 'saved seats' at HS graduation, Guy takes bait of IRS phone scammers and strings them along

The Sports Page w/ Mike Bianchi: Newspaper sports columnist and radio host with all the day's sports news, analysis and opinion

8:35 Idiotology 101: lake County man arrested for killing and eating protected gopher tortoises, Man wore Home Depot apron to steal air conditioners, SUV sinks into beach as NJ man was trying to take 'scenic photos' of it, Wife of daredevil Nik Wallenda planning he own Niagara Falls stunt