Miami-Dade police arrest man accused of exposing himself to Dollar Tree Customers, Funeral home operator guilty of deadly shooting of pallbearer during funeral service, Headline of the Week contender: Drunk Florida Man hits a pole and sits outside of 7-Eleven with no pants

Possum eats an entire Costco chocolate cake in a Nebraska back yard...require trip to animal hospital, Are you ready for Cheech & Chong's Last Movie? A humpback whale briefly swallows a kayaker off the Chilean coast and then spits him back out

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Woman celebrates her 104th birthday with a 'great time' in a New York jail, Shakira is being accused of ripping off Beyonce. This is where we note that Shakira remains 'so hot', Woman's SUV is rammed from behind, then the vehicle is struck by a train

Taco truck customers step around lifeless body of shooting victim to grab their orders, Tillamook Creamery is giving away a literal 'boatload of cheese', Over 1 million IGLOO coolers have been recalled because they may chop your fingers off

Six mausoleum doors stolen from a Missouri cemetery, There's a proposal to detonate the world's largest nuke to battle climate change...yeah, ok...Headline of the Week contender: Police Investigate Cat Shaving Spree'

The latest tech news and innovations

R-Rated fortune cookies got sent to the wrong restaurants...just ahead of Valentine's Day, Duolingo's make-believe owl mascot is killed off by a Cybertruck, Owner of a NYC supermarket foils slip-and-fall scammers...let's go to the video

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

For the first time in 42 years, America's best-selling vehicle is not the Ford F-150, Thousand of Japanese men in loinclothes gather to touch the 'lucky man', Looks like we have a battery case in Ft. Pierce involving a dildo