Pennsylvania SPCA will 'Neuter your Ex" for Valentine's Day, 'Influencer' nearly burns her face off after trying 'tanning bed hack' that "her friend told her about'...Employee at City Hall in Pittsburgh hurt by exploding toilet

Wisconsin gym teacher showed up at school so drunk that he maxed out the breathalyzer when police tested him, 'Cockermouth' bus service to be terminated, wait, what's 'cockermouth', Chinese zoo facing criticism for selling 'tiger pee' as arthritis remedy

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Police cadet serving subpoena disarms 5-year-old who came to the door with a loaded gun, 'Duh' study of the week: Scientists conclude that winning fights will make males want to start more fights, Lori Harvey will grace the first PRINTED edition of Playboy in the last 5 years

Groundbreaking ceremonies were held yesterday for a brand new HOOTERS location...in The Villages, Florida, Seems a 'whale fart' was almost responsible for starting World War III, 'learning about gangs' event in Canada had to be cancelled because of threat of gang violence, PETA wants to replace the groundhog with a 'weather reveal cake' for groundhog day

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Connecticut man was stopped for speeding at more than 130 mph...police discovered he was drunk and he told them he was in a hurry to "see his cat", It Happened Again: High school track meet edition, FDA issues warning specifically targeting gas station boner pills

Paul Reubens aka 'Pee-Wee Herman' came out of the closet in his final interview, Missouri homeowner shoots at teens playing 'ding dong ditch', chases then down in car and holds them at gunpoint on ground, Canadian man's sasquatch-seeking expeditions used against him in spousal support case

Young boy has lost his eyesight after eating a diet consisting of mainly chicken nuggets, Harvard researchers say that eating bacon can raise your risk of dementia by 13%, Man orders drill from AliExpress and all they went was a printed photo of the drill

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game