A group of polar bears have decided to move into an abandoned research station off Russia's far eastern coast, Headline of the Week contender #5: Teacher fired for telling children about dildo mishap during Dickens lesson, Lawyer has contempt charge upheld after calling a judge a "F***ing C**t"

Everone gets a trophy: Jersey Shore race still hands out medals even though no one ran due to storm, Florida Man accused of punching father after being told to remove prostitute from home, Woman intentionally starts two wildfires in Greece to 'flirt' with firefighters

Hey, sometimes life throws a curveball or two. We've got a "Life Coach" to help! LCTB is here to do his thing...

Italian man fakes "complete blindness" for over 50 years to collect disability benefits, Headline of the Week contender #4: Paris Hilton spends nine hours ebery week getting facials" I take care of my skin like an Olympic athlete...Ocala man allegedley attacks wife for refusing to go to Chilli's with him

Dodgers take 2-0 NLCS lead after 5-1 win in Milwaukee, ALCS game 3 tonight from Seattle as Mariners look to grab commanding lead, Lightning rough start to season continues with road loss to Caps, more...

Distillary asking people to return "free" potatoes that were taken after viral rumor lead to their theft, Marshalls shopper stabbed customer in front of her family over checkout line dispute: New Jersey, Kim Kardashian launches SKIMS thong underwear with faux pubic hair

Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross have a cameo as F-35 pilots in Tron: Ares, the movie they composed the score for, Osbournes paid a visit to the farm that created a pumpkin field mural of the late Ozzy, Shinedown made their Grand Ole Opry debut with a 3-song set, more...

A Peruvian Bishop submitted his resignation to Pope Leo after it was discovered he was dating 17 women simultaneously, The Hair Museum in Missouri has closed and its contents being distributed to other museums, Grocery chain Giant recalls Taco kits after hot chocolate mix was included rather than the ground beef seasoning packet

Battery arrest made after strip club employee was struck by flying cheeseburger, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth not happy at sight of fat Texas National Guard troops among those deployed to Chicago, Family cat decides he is going on vacation too...clings to luggage rack on top of van for over 100 miles before being discovered

Falcons, Bears winners in Monday Night Football doubleheader, Lightning grab first win of season on the road against Boston, Mariners take commanding 2-0 ALCS lead after 10-3 win in Toronto, Dodgers grab game 1 in NLCS in Milwaukee, more...