Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Stare of Michigan can't collect air quality data in Flint because someone stole the equipment, I-45 in Texas is closed after a hours-long standoff between police and an armed woman sitting in a lawn chair in the travel lanes, Sharing ex's nudes with her employer was in 'public interest' according to Canadian court, NYC public swimming pools or toilets?

We've got a guy in Alabama that robbed a convenience store in a Scooby-Doo costume, Ohio woman loses cable and internet for an unusual reason: Shotgun blasts, 2 bears escape wildlife park enclosure, devour a 7-day supply of honey, then fall asleep

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Man believed to be on mushrooms during highway crash that seriously hurt worker has a names that sounds like a guy who would be on mushrooms, What the hell is going on at the Jersey Shore...yesterday we had a swimmer stabbed by a needlefish, today it's a lifeguard impaled by a 6-foot umbrella, Cop may lose his job for farting in a coworker's face

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Broward county gas station clerk shot customer during spat 'over the price of beer', Police say man beat elderly wife after she confronted him for not showering 'for two months', Headline of the Week contender #4: Armenian Prime Minister offers to show his penis to head of church

Man arrested for stealing $10,000 worth of Nintendo Switch games...from public libraries, A New Jersey swimmer was hospitalized after being stabbed in the leg by a needlefish, Headline of the Week contender #3: Loose chicken rescued from Buffalo Wild Wings in Iowa

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Naked, mud-covered Florida Man arrested after vandalizing van in Osteen, Headline of the Week contender #2: Confusion as giant sausage discovered at Coventry nightclub, Speaking of sausage, Anthony Weiner's latest attempt at political comeback fails