Man decides to call 911 because there was no 'sex in the champagne room' despite forking over $300, Rich people are now wasting money on 'fine water' tastings, Undergrad student investigated by Brown University for questioning why the school has 4000 non-faculty staff members

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Paddleboarder surprised after finding dead body in a Washington state river, Headline of the week contender: Leaders of 'orgasmic meditation' women's wellness company OneTaste convicted in forced labor trial, Update: Charges dropped against teen baseball player who peed in opponents water cooler

Not again: Bounce house goes airborne sending to kids plummeting 20 feet, Here's a story about 'the fattest place in America' where fresh fruit is 'a 12-mile trip away', Prince George's County in Maryland held a special graduation ceremony for the 30+ teen mom's in this year's class...

Update: 'Ed', the runaway pet zebra that has been running loose for more than a week has been captured in Tennessee, Body found in abandoned ambulance in Brooklyn, Single, middle-aged men in Japan attend event to 'learn to take better selfies' to use with dating apps

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Detroit man called in a false bomb threat in hopes of not missing his flight to Los Angeles, Reported Bigfoot sightings as an inspiration for weed store to offer a 'free pre-roll' with photographic proof, A few weeks ago, Wendy's started offering their fresh ground beef patties in some grocery stores...now, here comes the bacon

Crew charged with stealing nearly $32K worth of candles from stores in Virginia, Louisiana is moving legislation that would ban airplane 'chemtrails', School teacher accidentally gives $5000 tip instead of $5 and year later her life is a financial mess

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Appeals court rules San Diego's yoga class ban unconstitutional, Final headline of the week contender: My girlfriend and I went to a sex party and in the middle of an orgy, I realized I was not straight, No, your Costco card will not serve as a valid 'Real ID' for TSA