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City of Bend, Oregon would like a vandal to cease and desist putting 'googly eyes' on everything, So it looks like the 'Construction worker' and 'Cop' from The Village People are at odds over if YMCA is a gay anthem, The Grinch that stole Christmas" How about the Florida black bear that stole the inflatable Grinch...

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

McDonald's won't explain how Grimace 'breeds' after someone posted that question under their 'get questions answered' tab, Parents of first graders outraged after students punished with restroom ban that led to accidents in the classroom, Canadian man pulled over for multitasking: Driving while watching porn

Police seek rightful owner of forgotten urn at Wisconsin movie theater, Looks like this writer for the UK Guardian many have been desperate for a column as he launces into a full attack on the plastic SPORK utensil, Villages ignored pleas that were coming from man trapped in well thinking it was a ghost

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

There's and unclaimed lottery ticket in California that is worth $197 million and it expires tomorrow, Man reclaims his title for drinking liters of both lemon and life juice, Liquid Death and Depend Guards for Men have partnered for the PIT DIAPER for moshers who would rather not take a bathroom break

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

German man attempting to break record for living under water...he's been submerged off the coast of Panama since September, HOTW contender: Georgia mayor found not guilty of leaving gin in a ditch for inmates to find, Look out Florida Man...Alaska Man may be a thing now

CDC report confirms what most of us probably already suspected: Splash pads are fecal bacteria wonderlands, Redmond, Washington reveals the names of their new snow plow fleet as voted on by residents, You can blame Peacock for this: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie return with new show 20 years after 'The Simple Life'