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A river otter attacked a child and dragged the kid off a dock and into the water, A Chicago restaurant is serving a $13,000 martini, Some jerk rolled up and took an 11-year-old boy's entire lemonade stand

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AN 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

A Kentucky ATM was spitting out fake movie money, Men on horseback allegedly shoot at a DoorDash driver near Houston, Video captures moment Panera Bread workers had enough with enraged customer and out comes the metal pizza paddle!

Car thief in Wisconsin said the only reason he picked a certain truck to steal was because he saw a bag of Fritos inside, Schools are putting vaper detectors in bathrooms and ironically, JUUL has to pay for them, Canadian woman is arrested for assault after accidentally hitting a very tight-wound neighbor with a squirt gun

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Woman in a nine-year relationship with an airplane says they've broken up, but remain 'friends", So there's apparently a hack to beat those damn arcade 'claw' machines, It's freight train vs a semi carrying a TANK in South Carolina

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Man punches Grandma in the face after getting into a disagreement over a family inheritance, Man wanted for performing sex act in public with a cucumber in Washington DC, Doctors discover man's penis is literally turning into a bone

Jury to consider marshmallow-eating contest death, Warning to anglers in Canada: Don't throw this fish back or face a hefty fine, Michigan man arrested after bomb hoax in bide to prevent repo man from taking his car