Headline of the Week contender: Cranston cemetery gets new lease on life, Woman starts online debate about which empty bathroom stall to choose, Porch pirates fight over package dropped on doorstep...they were both trying to steal it before the delivery guy was even back in his van

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Five men convicted of running illegal streaming service called JetFlicks, New York holds first ever 'Fat Beach Day' to give larger people a space to be themselves, Incredible real estate deal pops up in a great San Francisco neighborhood but there's a huge catch

Coffee mugs are being recalled because they can shatter when hot coffee is put in them, Ferrari is introducing an electric car next year...base price is $535,000, Oregon baseball team will sell THC seltzer at games, St. Louis man accused of having sex with train seat on MetroLink

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Science has confirmed that leeches can 'jump' onto you, Malaysian man is fined for squirting mixture of urine and flour on woman's dress in effort to start up a conversation, Florida Man visits New York City, throws furniture from top of Manhattan high-rise building, "Nuttin But Azz" basketball event at N.J. High School cancelled

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Internet is disgusted by man who has started a daily regiment of eating raw bull testicles "for science" and to "boost testosterone", Headline of the week contender: Horrified man wakes up in hospital to find his genitals removed by doctors after he was 'tricked' into a sex change operation amid bizarre land feud in India, 38-yr-old Ohio man critically injured after he was hit by a rollercoaster

San Francisco's new angle to attract tourists: It's not so hot here, Florida Man accused of trying to burglarize closed bank...on Saturday...front doors were unlocked...alarm company waits an hour to call police? Florida Man accused of theft opens stolen beer and says "I'd rather just go to jail"

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