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That big internet outage caused by AWS caused smart beds to get stuck in upright position and some temperature controlled beds were stuck on 'hot', Headline of the Week contender #1: Butt breathing might soon be a real medical treatment, Iceland never had mosquitoes...they do now

NBA season opens with defending champion OKC Thunder downing Kevin Durant, Houston in 2/OT 125-124, Golden State tops Lakers in other opening night game. Orlando Magic open at home tinight vs. Miami, Orlando City soccer play wild card playoff road match against Chicago this evening, more...

Today is National Nut Day. You can celebrate however you see fit...Woman shoots driver dead for honking because she didn't go when light turned green, Can a bonfire be destroyed by an arsonist? Since this is 'Idiotology', you know the answer...Fun fact: Sinkholes cause just about the same amount of damage costs each year as tornadoes

Rush announce additional dates for next years 'Fifty Something' Tour including two shows in Florida. That and more in this week's Rock News

Former Florida bridge tender gets into deadly shootout with former Bridge department supervisor in Palm Beach County, Police arrest meat thieves and a local write can't hold back on pun-filled news story, Halloween trick or treat event cancelled by county coroner's office in Pueblo, Colorado...something about concerns over "rotting corpses"

It's almost November and with that comes Thanksgiving...unless the pending Turkey shortage scews that all up, Kentucky man named Darrel accused of killing his other brother Darryl...Larry nowhere to be found, It happened again: Man dies after burial vault fell on him at Dallas funeral home

Blue Jays top Mariners in ALCS game seven thriller to advance to World Series, Tampa Bay Bucs fall to Lions on MNF, also lose Mike Evans with broken collarbone, Seahawks over Texans in nightcap of MNF, more...

Newborn baby girl found in Manhattan subway station wrapped in a blanket, Florida Man pops up in Interlachan and threatens to stab neighbor and "eat her dog"...Washington DC woman sues to prevent neighbor from smoking weed in his own home and wins

Detached retinas, fracured sockets...Pickleball eye injuries soar as sport gains popularity, Police issue warning about teenage 'AI homeless Man' prank, Indian social worker stages his own funeral hust to see who cares