Mother-of-four keys car that had 'parked to close' to hers and does it right in front of her kids, 'Still full' port-o-lets stolen from racetrack have owners baffled, Totally ripped kangaroo gets ahold of Australian man's dog...now it's 'man vs. kangaroo'

Man caught with over 160 stolen guns at Applebee's, Venice airport closed and flights had to be diverted by a flock of seagulls...the birds, not the 80's band, British guy is on quest to down 2000 pints in 200 days...some think he the stuff of legends, others say pinnacle of irresponsible...

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Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Louisiana nurse survives plastic spork attack by hospital patient, A boulder was dropped from a Washington State overpass on to traffic travelling on highway below, Student from Vietnam was excited to move to Florida for college and then realized she had made a mistake

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Man known for his iconic neighborhood holiday displays dies falling off ladder decorating home, 6 arrested after thieves use a wagon in a San Francisco Walgreens theft, Funeral home worker accosted sex doll at home where he had picked up remains

Florida Man arrested after battering 103-yr-old grandmother who he claims 'came out him', Texas kindergarten teacher caught giving melatonin gummies to students in special education class, You can boost your heart rate by parallel parking

Recap of The Good, The Bad & The Ugly newsmakers of the week

HOTW candidate: Teacher fired after saving up his 'milky lactose intolerant' farts for students, Man sets new mark for 'Gurning'...don't worry, we've never heard that term either, Georgia commissioner claimed she was drugged at bar after blacking out...video tells a different story